April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) is the laziest intern you'll ever meet on Parks and Recreation.  She pretty much ignores the requests of her boss and is quite the weirdo, but we love her just the same.

April Ludgate Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"

April

Parks & Rec Quotes

Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

Ron

Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.