Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) is the lovable loser and ex-boyfriend of Ann on Parks and Recreation.  Recently in season two he got a job as a shoe shiner in the office that houses the Parks and Recreation department, which is great, cause that means more Andy!

Andy Dwyer Quotes

Andy: I just wrote a new song, OK? Bottom line: it's called "sex hair." It's about how you can tell when someone just had sex 'cause of how their hair gets matted up in the back. It's awesome.

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

Ron

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron