Quotes of the Week: Spencer's Prepared, Bellamy's Taking Orders and More!

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Quotes for the week ending January 22, 2015 rolled in from Pretty Little Liars, Sleepy Hollow, Criminal Minds and more.

A new character joined Girlfriends' Guide for Divorce and promptly offered a six year old a beer, after calling his imaginary friend an a**hole. Over on the House of Lies, somebody wanted Jeannie to give them her baby, because that's normal. 

Constantine realized he isn't really ready to die and Violet assured Mary that what they're talking about would shock anyone in 1924, not just of her generation. 

If you don't believe me, start flipping through the slideshow and find a new show to love!

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Betty: I think a part of me has been in love with Archie for 10 years, Cheryl.
Cheryl: False. You’ve been in love with the idea of Archie. The idea of the perfect romance. That wasn’t real, that was fantasy. In this town of nightmares, you and Jughead found each other. That’s real. That’s maybe even, dare I say, endgame? Who knows?

Hiram: I want to come home.
Hermione: You don’t live here anymore. Just … stop. Veronica and I are finally free of you.
Hiram: Is that what freedom looks like? Playing hostess at a teenager’s gin joint.
[Hiram takes off his shirt]
Hiram: Let me back in. You won’t have to work another day ever again. You’ll be my wife again.
Hermione: Over my dead body.
Hiram: That can be arranged.
[Hermione slaps Hiram]
Hiram: Was that foreplay or punishment?