Quotes for the week ending January 22, 2015 rolled in from Pretty Little Liars, Sleepy Hollow, Criminal Minds and more.
A new character joined Girlfriends' Guide for Divorce and promptly offered a six year old a beer, after calling his imaginary friend an a**hole. Over on the House of Lies, somebody wanted Jeannie to give them her baby, because that's normal.
Constantine realized he isn't really ready to die and Violet assured Mary that what they're talking about would shock anyone in 1924, not just of her generation.
If you don't believe me, start flipping through the slideshow and find a new show to love!
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