The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 164

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Welcome to the 163rd installment of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from The CW drama! Ready to flex your witty muscles once again?

Follow the link to find out who won the previous edition of this TV Fanatic tradition, then prepare to test your skills again with a pic from The Vampire Diaries Season 4 episode, "We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes.

What is Damon saying/thinking in this scene? Just click "Comments" and leave your entry for the picture below. Leave as many as you like, funny or serious. We will select the winner around this time next week. Enjoy... and good luck!

Damon in Bed

*Damon walks over to Lexi who ran over to the door to try and escape the sunlight, but hides in the shade*
Lexi: What is this?
Damon: Payment.
Lexi: For what?
Damon: For the last six months of my life. For the nagging. For the self-righteousness, the platitude. I'm paying you back for six months of you.
Lexi: Your humanity isn't back on. . . Is it?
Damon: Never was.
Lexi: So this was all just. . .
Damon: A Joke! A big fat lie. Best part is. . . You believed it. You thought I was like Stefan. Wounded little bird you could nurse back to health, but he's a victim, I choose to be this way.
*Damon touches her face and Lexi grabs his hand, he pulls it into the sunlight, and she screams and gasps*
Damon: Enjoy the day. Hear it's gonna be scorcher. *Smiles and runs off leaving Lexi*
(Yes, yes, I memorized this scene, it's one of my many favorites with Damon. Every time I read this over, I say it exactly like Damon and Lexi had said it. :) Gah! I love this scene.)


what happened? where am i? how much did i drink?


I know I was being mean, but come on... couldn't it at least have been the couch?!


What happens where did she go


I'm hungry.. who can i eat?


Welcome to sharing my bed, and other extreme sports. I'm your host Damon Salvatore!


Hey, who stole the remote control? Season Five is about to start!


Well, I guess that conversation didnt go well... Gotta love waking up from a snapped neck


Wait? This isn't where you addition for 50 Shades of Grey?


Damn.... I look good

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.