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So glad you made it back safely @bonaduz!

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I'm back!!! Safe! Oohh @Entwife - your tin foil hat idea came too late, but I made it without it! But now I'm almost dying from laughing! What the zombies didn't do you might accomplish! ROFLMHO

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@huisclothes I think Jane's aim with cutting witticisms would always be off. Witticisms would go right over the zombies' heads lol!

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jane has to kill the zombies with cutting witticisms. all to the head.

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@bonaduz In case you're not sure how to make a proper tin foil hat, think Jiffy Pop. Needs to cover the entire cranium, with a bit of an antenna-looking twisty spike at the top. The spike is what makes it so dangerous in a thunderstorm.

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@bonaduz I recommend a tin foil hat to keep from broadcasting your brain buzz to any zombies that might be lurking. Not to be worn in a thunderstorm, however.

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@Entwife - A great ending to the Red John arc.

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@Entwife and @Watcher - dang it! now you have me all worked up with your stupid zombies and I still have to go outside and feed the horses - and it's getting dark....and there is no light from the house to the barn...and my dog is a complete coward that will NOT protect me from zombies!!! Hopefully Jane with his sword will be there to protect me! ;-) So, if you never hear from me again....

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Jane could figure out, after many failed experiments, how to calm the zombies down, teach them a little vocabulary, give them some self-relaxation skills, do a little zombie-consciousness raising (hilarity ensues) until they begin to see Red John for the slaver he is. Of course if they won't relax, Jane would have to chop their heads. Or Lisbon blow them off with her hand cannon. And, well, if the zombies attack it's all out carnage. Finally, they turn on RJ of course, and being the sniveling bully he is, he wets his pants and runs away. But the zombies catch him and eat his brains, no problem. At long last the zombies will seek a more peaceful existence which for them is to go back to their cozy graves for a nice long snooze, where they can dream their zombie dreams, forever.

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@Entwife -I like that idea! And yes, it was hc.




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