It's only Monday, but it's safe to say a two-minute exchange between Kalinda and Diane on last night's episode of The Good Wife has already cinched the title of Clip of the Week.

That's what happens when the investigator discovers that someone has hacked into her boss' email... and penned chapter after chapter of Vampire Diaries fan fiction in her account.

Be warned, readers, the scenario explained below gets rather raunchy. And also be warned: it gets rather hilarious:

Seriously, though, Diane: You haven't heard of The Vampire Diaries?!?

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