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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 154

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We have a winner!

Faced with a great photo of Lexi staring down at Damon with a bottle of alcohol in her hand - and dirty thoughts likely in her head - TV Fanatics delivered a number of witty entries for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

But the winner was "Dee," who referenced a classic Ke$ha lyric, despite taking slight liberty with the type of drink in Lexi's hand.

Scroll down for the top entry and remember to return every week and take part in this popular feature. Best of luck to all!

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Lexi: Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? Please, Ke$ha, we were doing this ten years before you were even born.

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Lexi: "You would think after 300 years of being alive, I'd build up a tolerance to alcohol."

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Lexi: Only if you promise not to tell Stefan...
Damon: bitch please, I kiss, and kiss and kissss and NEVER tell...

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*singing* We don't have to take our clothes off! to have a good time!! mhh mmm

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Lexi: truth or dare?
Damon: we're not doing this again.

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Lexi: Ok you pick
1. I kill you or
2. You buy me some beer!

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Lexi: Since when have you been such a lightweight? You've barely drank 4 bottles of Jack

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-I'm imagining you shirtless

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Your mom always gives me a headache when she's here. When you told me that she was coming over for dinner you didn't tell me that she was the dinner! Now she has given me a stomach ache.

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Ohhhhh.... My stomach hurts. When I read the expiry date on that pint of blood I had at dinner it was written 03/22/13. I wish you would have told me it was 1913!

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He keeps muttering Jack Daniels? That must be his name.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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