Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 344

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Welcome to the 344th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest here at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the ABC drama! Ready to see who won it all this week?

Your Caption Contest winner, using a recent photo from Season 9, is Carilie.

Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Liz, JJ and marjea. Best of luck next time, and thanks for playing - for 344 weeks and counting!

Derek in His Office

Derek: Sooo, how about a cup of coffee? I can make a quick call to Tully's and have delivery in less than 2 minutes. My treat. Just name your flavor.

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Derek: I'm Dr. Derek Shepherd, neurosurgeon and love doctor. What can I do for you?

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Derek: So you want to have a staring contest. Fine Im in.

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Man: I just have to ask Dr. Derek sherpred Ive come long and far . How do you keep such great hair?
Derek: What?

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Derek: What do you mean that Ghostface is after you again?

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Cameras still rolling.....expression on Derek's face. "I just passed gas. No odor detected". "Whew"

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Derek: Lizzie, you don't have to stay here with me in this caption photo. We'll be sitting here, lifeless, for at least a week. We'll probably develop hemorrhoids and lose vascularity in our lower extremeties. It is NOT pleasant. I HAVE to, as part of my contractual obligations, but you don't. It's up to you.
Lizzie: I'm doing it. Just say, "Thank you."

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Derek: Sooo, how about a cup of coffee? I can make a quick call to Tully's and have delivery in less than 2 minutes. My treat. Just name your flavor.

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Lady or man in chair "The rumors are true Derek, your are, as they say," Derek "Pregnant!?" Lady or man in chair " No, a genius."

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Lawyer: Just to confirm your details please. Derek: The name is McDreamy, with the perfect hair, an amazing daughter, and a gorgeous wife with a baby on the way! Just for the record, please could you keep the baby news secret, I'm not supposed to tell anyone yet!

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.