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Elena i need to ask u why jeremy would have an axe when he is a vampire hunter
"Great...my ship has sink!"
Stefan (taking a pic): Just a few more steps back Damon, I need to get the whole setting in!
Stand aside jeremy,let me show you how to really chop wood..
I wonder if there's a bed around here... "Oh elena..."
Not Giving her up. Come at me Bro.
Damon: You didn't invite me to the party.
Stefan: I'm the bouthouse keeper
Damon: Do you have an axe
Damon: Then i'm the new boathose keeper. Stand aside brother and watch how it's done
Damon: "whom should i take out "Stefan or Shane"..can't believe this is me...the BAD GUY in LOVE with his brother's girl...!!!"
"Over my dead... sexy body."
'I should buy a boat....'
Damon: Just standing here on a dock with an axe ready to kill people. Man, what has my life come to?
Paul Bunyan or Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter? Oh, it's just Damon with an axe.
Damon: Sorry Stef. This leather jacket looks WAY hotter on me. If you try to take it back I will cut you with this axe.
Lol, I think Madz owns this with the James Bond referral but I'm still going to play.
Found some more white oak.
My Name is Bond. Sire Bond.
Stelena fans, wanna have a "friendly" chat about the endgame?
What? You said the girls like ax!!
I wish Lost was still on.....
"Maybe there's more to life then being really. really, really ridiculously good looking..."
Male model, idiot?
"Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're at the lake with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an axe that will kill that guy you hate. Look again, the other side of the axe is a stake. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a dock"
I need to axe you a question....
Gonna hack the life out of this bullshit bond...
I told them I was getting rid of this sire bitch crap.....
"My sire is an axe murderer..."