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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest Winner: Damon Meets Zoolander!

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HAHA...

We're still cracking up over this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest winner.

A hearty congratulations goes out to reader "Relbelle," who perfectly applied one of the classic Zoolander quotes to this photo of the ever-smoldering Damon Salvatore. Is there more to life than being ridiculously good looking? It's hard to say, but it's easy to laugh over.

Thank you so very much to all who participated and remember to jump in and play every week. Can you stop this entry? We'd love to see you try!

Damon on the Dock

Maybe there's more to life then being really, really, really ridiculously good looking...

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I think Professor Shane is about to have a little axe-ident...

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‘Hey, Elena, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.’ Nah, way harsh. How about: ‘Roses are red, violets are blue. Stefan just got dumped – and so did you.’

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Damon: I was hoping that my first weekend away with Elena would be nothing more stressful than chopping firewood with this axe, or a Christmas tree. instead I'm left babysitting a bunch of moronic children again.

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Check List for today:
1) Never stop being sexy...

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"Now where did they put that wood block?"

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Once again he ends up alone and has to grind that big wooden axe all by himself.

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im going to shove my big juicy cock up Stefan's tight little ass

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Damon: "...ok, ok, here's another one...'Al Bundy meets Paul Bunyan'...I've got literally hundreds of these..."

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"If creepy professor doesn`t tell me his master plan, i would have to make him speak "

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Damon: "Like the saying goes, 'look sexy and carry a big axe.'"
Professor Shane: "I think you mean 'speak softly and carry a big stick.'"
Damon: "Really? You wanna correct the guy holding the big axe, Professor Smarty Pants?"

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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