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Professor: You'll need 10 virgins, a lima bean, and the paw of a vampires puppy.
Bonnie: We have to get what?!? You're kidding me right?
Damon: Wait, what did he say? My PUPPY!!
Professor: Or, I could be reading this wrong. Oh right, that's the margarita mixer recipe! Sorry.

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Bonnie: all you have to say is 'i solemnly swear i am up to no good'
Damon: its true
Professor Shane: it worked!

Amie

Bonnie: Do you know what this is?
Shane: It looks like some sort of a cryptex or a drawing...this may lead you somewhere. Good or evil. Remember what I told you about Silas?
Damon: Ok, enough with the Da Vinci Code attitude!

Amie

The Da Vinci Code - Vampire Diaires edition.

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Prof Damon: Mr Shane... your essay is a total crap!

Mr Shane: Sorry Professor Damon, I'll do better next time.

Bonnie: (Thinking) And I thought that he knew everything...!

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Professor Shane: Yes Ms, your essay is well written and has a excelent calligraphy but I think you need review it ...
Bonnie: "Second World War with Vampires on it"? This can't be mine! I'd never...DAMON!
Damon: What? I thought you must spice it up a lil' bit!

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Damon: okay so I'd be following the red line,professor
It will lead you to...
Shane: where Damon! Where?
Damon: to some really yummy bunnys
Shane: I'm not Stefan
Damon: I could have been mistaken you both whine
The same
Bonnie: guys stop it

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Bonnie: So you recognize it?
Damon: I admit that I, too, was stumped by its strange resemblance to Lothlorien. But hey, this shouldn't exactly be rocket science to decode (points with his thumb behind him). Should it?
Professor Shane: Well, it's a map all right. Or more like a recipe-- one that's missing a couple of key ingredients.
Damon: Witchy, you're our resident master of concoctions. What do you think? Any intuitive flashes? Any witchy whisperings in your ear to enlighten us?

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Professor Shane: I don't think you want to know what the script says ...
Damon: Do I finally end up with Elena?
Professor Shane : Well ...
Damon: Then who?
Professor Shane: (Stares at Bonnie)
Bonnie: Don't look at me , it's not like I haven't read the books.

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Prof Shane: Here's my resume and application for 'Damon's new drinking buddy'.



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