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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

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Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest is in the books, this one dealing with that evil Professor Shane, Bonnie and Damon.

And which TV Fanatic reader has come out on top with with wittiest entry? That honor goes to "DamonLurve" for his/her mocking of the latest Season 4 episode, "My Brother's Keeper." We mean, seriously: Damon simply has a sire Elena?!?

Watch out, you could be next!

Thanks so very much to all who participated in this feature and remember to come back and play every single week!

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Professor Shane: Why would I help you?
Damon: Haven’t you heard? I can make Sired body slaves now. You don’t want to end up in my harem, do you?

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Damon- "So what does it say?"
Shane-"It says ratings for the Vampire Diaries on the CW."
Bonnie-"Well what does that mean?"
Shane-"I don't know but the number is between 301-302 Something about Delena numbers poll.
Bonnie-"And that means what EXACTLY?"
Damon-It means you better put in a application for the Secret Circle."
Bonnie-"Thanks alot Julie."
Shane-Who's Julie?"
Bonnie-"Huh?"

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Professor: And the pregnancy test says...

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Damon: Drink??
Proffessor: bourbon
Damon: keep a diary?
Proffessor: yes of course
Damon: sorry you don't qualify try with stefan

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Bonnie: I don’t understand. How can you know all this stuff about witchcraft? I mean…you’re white!

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Professor Shane: Folks, time for your quarter season report cards.
Damon, you completely failed “How to Get the Human Girl 101�, but keep up the good work and you’ll ace “How to Get the Vampire Girl�.
Bonnie – it’s a C- for now, but lighting a few candles just won’t be enough to pass “Dark Magic and Spirit Summoning� this season!

Amie

Shane: What is this?
Bonnie: Its the list of guests stars for this season with whom apparently everything is connected.

Leon alexis

Shane:I was arrested 7 times for last 3 years. Yes, I still takes drugs and drink alcochole. I have a different girl every week,it's hard.
I know you probably mad on me,because I haven't changed. I am Sorry.
I've heard you'er in Mystic Falls now. Be careful,the rumores say this town is full of the vampiries.
I send you this book,it's a gift from me. It's full of fotos,pictures... it's about my life.
I hope I will see you again and play basketball with you.
Your John,forever!
Damon: I kinda like your twin brother. Where does he live?

Amie

Shane: What is this?
Bonnie: It is a map, which leads to a cure for our friend, Elena. She is a vampire. You see, along time ago there were these Original Vampires and Klaus...
Damon: Long story, buy the e-book.

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Professor: We... the pe..peolp... peepllay. This crap is hard, don't you have any goodnight moon?
Bonnie: You've got to be kidding. I missed a massage for this?
Damon: For a dumb guy he has an AMAZING hairline!
Professor: Wait! I think I've got it, PEOPLE!
Bonnie: IT SAYS, EAT AT JOES FOR FREE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! GEEZ!

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Professor: Crap, I have no idea what this says.
Bonnie: Look, the info or no date.
Damon: If he doesn't give it to us I could always go for a little professor for dinner. I wonder if Elena'd join me

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]
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