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Derek: I think we have to think whether or not to sue Owen...
Callie(whispering) 'n' I think I'm going to kiss you!Take me, take me right here above this table!
Derek: WHAT?!
Callie: WHAT?!

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Derek: So, what you think about this? Callie? Callie!
Callie: Oh, sorry!... I'd lost in your blue eyes!

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Callie: no, Derek. It's not HANDy to HAND-over the blame to Owen.
Derek: okay, enough with the hand jokes.
Callie: right, sorry. It's just stressful to HANDle a HANDicapped wife.
Derek: ...

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Derek: So, if this surgery doesn't work, you're amputating my hand?
Callie: Yes, but don't feel bad. If something ever goes wrong here, we can say 'The One Arm Man did it'.

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Derek-So I hear Arizona has a half leg up on everyone! Callie-So not funny...hehehe!

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Callie: I gonna do it Derek Im gonna use a bathroom here. Derek: Let the forces be with you.

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Derek: "I never said I was WEARING the condom!"
Callie: " ... "

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Derek: I want you to make another promise. Promise me that you will not wear that blouse again.

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Derek: How was your day today? Callie: Well this morning I changed Sofia's and Arizona's sheets. Alex borrowed my car and I found a condom wrapper in the backseat. And I was suppost to do a hip-replacment surgery today but it was canned. Derek: Can I offer you a mint?

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Callie: For the last time, we're not settling for a lifetime supply of hair products!



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