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Reporter: Is it true Miss Waldorf that you will marry Charles Bass?
Blair: Yes! I can confirm that I will marry Chuck, as well as to give you the exclusive news that my BFF Serena van den Wudsen will also marry her long-term love Daniel Humphrey!

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Blair: It's my pleasure to announce the Waldorf's new upcoming line teased name is "Slut S-perince"inspirated in all those girls whose name's initial is capital "S"...

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Thank you for coming to the debut of my first book "The Crazy Bitch Around Here- An Autobiography"

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Blair (to a reporter): Why you asking that? Of course I DON'T HATE SERENA!!!
Sure, she stole my first boyfriend, my mother's attention, my kingdom, Yale, the spotlight several times...my boyfriend AGAIN and did horrible things to me, like published my personal diary...but hey! those things happens all the time in a friendship life!

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Blair: It's my pleasure to announce the leaked pics of CHAIR'S WEDDING ARE REAL! But those of my so called son *Henry* you'll have to wait and stay tuned!

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Blair: It's my pleasure to announce the leaked pics of a CHAIR'S WEDDING are REAL! But my so called son *Herny* you'll have to wait and stay tuned!

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reporter: can you elaborate on your relationship with Daniel Humpfrey ?

blair: that was a low point in my life, looking back im pretty sure i was drunk for the most of it

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Blair: Im finally free of Serena's shadow it's my turn to shine



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