Gossip Girl Round Table: "Dirty Rotten Scandals"

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Welcome back, once again, to TV Fanatic's weekly Gossip Girl Round Table Q&A discussion! Below, our panelists break down all aspects of last night's Gossip Girl episode, "Dirty Rotten Scandals."

In our Q&A session, TVF CEO Eric Hochberger (Gossip Guy), editor Steve Marsi (Mister Meester) and staff members Courtney Morrison and Leigh Raines share their opinions on Monday's events.

Weigh in with your take on the following topics after reading ours!


1. What was your favorite quote or scene from the episode?

Courtney: "My back is up against the wall, and not in a hot Chuck Bass kind of way." Gotta love Blair Waldorf.

Eric: No G? No favorite Gossip Girl quotes.

Leigh: Chuck coming to Blair's rescue at the atelier after she fainted. It was such a rare purely sweet moment between them, proving they are not just sex and scheming.

Steve: Leigh's use of "atelier" above. Best-written line of the week. That scene was also the most significant of the episode, plot-wise, which isn't saying a lot. Nice moment for the couple, whether they're "together" or not.

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2. Dan going dark: Long overdue or over the line?

Courtney: A little bit of both. He has been walked on and taken advantage of enough in the past that it is about time he grows a set. But his own father as his first public take down? That's where I draw the line.

Eric: Long overdue. I'm proud of my little outsider. I don't blame him. That little stunt Blair has basically pulled with him? Hell hath no fury like a Lonely Boy scorned.

Leigh: Both. It should be called Snapped: Dan Humphrey Edition. Really upset that he did Rufus and Nate dirty. Not liking this. I mean, Rufus and Ivy eww but still, he's always loved and supported Dan.

Steve: I don't have a problem with the book. He's a writer and if it's the truth and a great story, let him use it to bolster his career. Where I thought he crossed the line was selling out Nate, and in not apologizing to Rufus. "Dad, I'm sorry I published the story and didn't tell you, let's move on." That would've sufficed, but his ego is way too big at this point.

3. Harder to believe: Sage playing Serena and Blair, or anyone thinking that was actually risque.

Courtney: How to choose? S and B ran the UES at Sage's age, of course they should have realized what was going on. I don't think anyone would find that risque, especially in the fashion world. And I definitely don't think people would walk out on a show because of it.

Eric: Definitely thinking that movie was risque. I've seen Kendall Jenner bikini photos get less flak.

Leigh: Sage playing Serena and Blair. I am SO OVER HER. She's boring and bratty. I'm sorry but there is nobody who is "ten times worse than high school Serena." Implausible. SVDW is one of a kind.

Steve: I get that Sage used her father's relationship with Serena as leverage, but it was still a stretch. Not as much as of one as the idea that her display on the runway would make a New York crowd recoil in abject horror, but a stretch. Anyone who's been to New York Fashion Week knows you'll see far more than that on a nightly basis.

4. More uncomfortable couple to watch: Nate and 17-year-old Sage, or Rufus and con artist Ivy?

Courtney: I can't believe I am saying this... Nate and Sage. At least Ivy is of age!! Nate is the head of a media company that runs stories like the one he is currently in. I just can't imagine Nate would risk all of that for this brand new girl. Especially when he has already been with Vanessa. I mean let's face it, Sage looks just like her. In the UES princess sort of way.

Eric: Rivy for sure. Rufus is a weird emotionless robot puppy around her. It's awkward enough watching them from my couch. I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must have been for Dan to walk in on.

Leigh: This is terrible, I hate them both. I guess Rufus and Ivy is just extra messed up and entertaining at least. See above: I want Sage gone.

Steve: I have to take Nage, because I don't see why Nate is so into her, and because of the age thing. Dating a 17-year-old is one thing, but openly talking about stripping her naked just feels a little strange.

5. What will Blair and Chuck find in their quest to take down Bart?

Courtney: I really hope it has nothing to do with Chuck's mom/aunt/or whoever. I have to admit, I'm not that invested in this story yet. And I love me some Chuck Bass. It better be something great to have taken up this much  time of the final season.

Eric: Another incredibly lame reason not to be together.

Leigh: I actually have no idea where this storyline is going, but I assume some kind of dirty business deal. This is Bart Bass we're talking about, he got revived from the dead. I'm not sure the writers can shock us anymore when it comes to him.

Steve: Hopefully something interesting. One gets the sense they are running out the clock with this storyline. When and how will Chair get together for good? Is this anything more than a vehicle to reach that end or will it be entertaining on its own merit? Hopefully the latter, but how much do we really care about Bart at this point?

6. Gossip Girl Season 6 so far: Thumbs up or down?

Courtney: Blair/Chuck/Nate - Thumbs Up. Dan/Georgina/Adults - Thumbs Down. I'm thinking the end of the season will get a thumbs up if all of the spoilers I've seen come true.

Eric: Going one thumb up. Relative to last season? I may need to borrow some thumbs. Not a huge fan of the Chair and Rivy storylines, but loving the rest of the gang's adventures. I just need more G.

Leigh: Thumbs up, minus last week. I just need Blerena back together. You wanna know who I ship? I ship Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen as besties.

Steve: Can I punt this until the coming weeks reveal more of where the season is going? I liked the premiere a lot, with its great dialogue and intriguing premise. Since then it's lost some steam. Too many distractions and stories I'm having a hard time getting invested in, unfortunately.

7. In light of the recent Gossip Girl spoilers, share your updated endgame predictions.

Courtney: Blair and Chuck are getting married. For sure. Whether a cop comes and carts him off is a different story. But believe me, those vowels are getting said. Serena is going to end up with either Steven or Nate... there is no Humphrey in her future. Eric is going to be revealed as GG and Jenny will come back with him to remind us that raccoon eyes are still out of style.

Eric: I desperately try to avoid Gossip Girl spoilers, but when you work with enough TV Fanatics you're bound to hear something about all these wedding dresses. Obviously a Chair wedding. And if there's a Gossip Girl reveal, like Courtney, my money is still on Eric. So Serena is in a wedding dress supposedly? I smell a trick again.

Leigh: I really don't see how Serena could marry Dan after the way he's been treating her. It just doesn't make sense. Maybe it's a foiler and she really marries Nate? I have to believe that there were scenes filmed in studio that we didn't see. They wouldn't just leak everything. That said, I definitely think there is a flash forward after seeing that adorable little mini-Chuck running around on set. I think it will end with the reveal of GG, some romances, families reunited and with Dan and a successful author but not from being a d-bag.

Steve: A focus on the CORE CHARACTERS, and a happy ending for all. Is that too much to ask?

What do you think? Sound off in the comments!

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@ QueenB, you're wrong, the writers do not hate the character of Serena, and her character is not as simple as you describe it, it is as complex as everyone else! Dan does not use Serena to write a new book, because there are no new books, and the one that Dan wrote with the help of Georgina will to be ruined! Wait and see in episode 6x05. You say that Serena is not smart as Blair, so I do not know how smart Blair was, when she was with Dan in season 5! You do not look like the character of Serena, you like Blair, but that's no reason to hate the one against the other, when they are BFF. Carter again, you girls are really infatuated with troubled boys - you like a gambler and a tramp - Carter and Nate - womanizer! And Serena herself has already said that she only love Dan, back in season 1 and 2 and 3 and 4, and this is confirmed in season 5 - Dan Humphrey I love you! Always have and always will!


@ Youcanttouchme, fucking the end that you can only dream about! Accept that Dan and Blair ship sank forever, and move on!


@youcanttouchme...love it expect for the piss poor ending for Dan and Blair. Epic Fail.


If Serena ends up marrying Dan it will confirm the writers hate her as much as many of us think they do. He has treated her terribly and this season he is going to date her to get writing material. We all know she isn't as smart as Blair, but she also isn't that stupid or desperate. Give her someone who loves her and treats her with some respect--Carter would be a great option, but I'll take Nate or anyone who is not Dan. He deserves to be lonely boy, he sucks! I can't believe there are people who watch this show who are rooting Blair and Dan. i just don't get it. Killing off Chuck seems like a lame ending. We've seen him grow so much over the seasons, it would only be right to let him live out a good life in fan's heads.




Prediction. Nate stays beautifully awesome, marries some random girl, have children with her, divorces, gets full custody and goes on a world trip with them. Serena finally gets away from family drama and goes to live with Eric after having said FU to the entire UES. Chuck gives up the company, says FU to his father, and uncle, and everyone who made his life miserable and goes to live on a tropical island, drinks pina coladas everyday at 4:30 pm. Dan and Blair get married, have beautiful babies together, and give them ridiculously snobbish names, like Ernest, or Gaspard or some shit. And that's a happy fucking ending.


@zoran: well, no, no, its only rufly will get the happy end. matt has a girlfriend in private live and that is not kelly...


@neddi^^, Yes you are right, Kelly said that. And maybe she confirmed that in a series and in private life the two of them will be together. I watched on TV this summer at the Cannes Film Festival, Matthew and Kelly kissed on the steps! It seems that they will succeed in what their film children, unfortunately failed.


@ b, you really have to come to terms with the fact that the ship of Dan and Blair sank forever! If you can not accept why continue to watch the series? Everyone knows what is the end, the double wedding - Serena and Dan and Chuck and Blair! You need to accept that and move on!
@ xoxo, Wedding of Serena and Dan is a done deal! You think that Serena should end up with gambler and picaroon - Carter or with playboy who changes girls like socks - Nate (in the previous season he had 3-4 girls)?! Dan is the only one who deserves Serena, that's a fact!


I hope the Dan & Serena wedding is a foiler she deserves to be with Carter or Nate not that prententious poser who looks like a muppet

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