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Nelly: are you okay, Serena? You look pale!
Serena: Not so much really, I think it's ridiculous we've to sitting here to get in ladies room!

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Serena(looking at Sage in her underwear) Write it down Nelly! "note for myself: next time remember wear panties under my skirt and now cross my legs 'til arrived at home"

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Nelly: So why is some completely inexperienced 17-year-old girl the center piece model now?
Serena: Because the famous top model they originally booked cancelled about 5 minutes ago, because there were problems with her contract. Probably caused by the fact that this whole fashion show was announced a week ago.
Nelly: This sounds so familiar...
Serena: You're probably thinking of that time when Blair, who wasn't even an employee at the time, told all the models to leave, about 5 minutes before the show, and none of them cared to reconfirm this and also, none of the employees noticed a dozen models walk out. Luckily, I was asked to be the center piece model.
Nelly: Wow, this show just never gets old.

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Nelly: Wow what a lame fashion show!
Serena: Yeah the audience is nearly as small as this sh#t show we are starring in.

Queenbee94

Serena: *looking at Sage in her underwear* Wow, Jennifer Lawrence's seat behind me is still empty and this already feels like The Hunger Games.

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Serena: Can't believe I got a first row seat in a fashion show.
Nelly: Yeah, even Jennifer Lawrence is seated behind you!
Serena: Um, duh. Have you seen me?

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Serena: You know, when I was Sage's age, I was modeling for Waldorf Designs, too.
Nelly: So are you worried she'll outshine you?
Serena: Yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen!
Nelly: Um, Serena, she just took off her dress!!
Serena: Yeah, but I've got bigger boobs then her. S'all good.

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Serena: oh is that Rufus Humphrey
Nelly: yeah, he is one hot DILF

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Serena:Damn! Dan's not here :(
Nelly: DAN?! WHERE?!

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Serena(thinking): maybe if I turn my head she'll leave
nelly: you know you just said that out loud, right?



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