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Damon: hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you except we're hot.
Damon: bed or table?
Damon: Can we just skip the part where you ask me to spare your life? I'm not going to, so if it's ok with you, I'd like to start killing you now. (Damon smile)
Bill: So your going to kill me just because I dont love you?
Damon: Yes, because you haven't got a heart. *RIPS HEART OUT* Literally.
Bill: So your going to kill me just because I don't love you?
Damon: Yes, because you haven't got a heart. "RIPS HEART OUT* Literally.
Damon: Okay, let's try this one more time. Who is the betrayal in Pretty Little Liars?
Bill: Are you going to kill me because I don't love you?
Damon: Yes, because you have no heart *Rips Heart Out* Literally.
Damon: (Thinking) uh oh! i creased his suit! i'll distract him with my eyes, no one can resist those
Bill: Oh, God ... hate to break it to ya, mate, but ... I'm taken.
Damon: Urgh, how could you even think that? Ew, like, just, ew. I just lost my appetite.
Damon; On second thoughts ... *BITES*
Ok sweetie this is the part where u die so im goin to in a few seconds slip out this knife and your going to scream ok! Get it...got it...good!!
Damon: look... I no your gay but I'm really not into you ok, so u can stop the staring contest now (Damon's smirk)
Bill: r u going to kill me?
Damon: sadly sweetheart, no. Kevin and Julie decided I've killed too many ppl on the show to make a big enough splash or s.t so some supporting character is going to have some sort of psychotic break and kill u the old fashion way...but don't ask me I'm just the little guy
Bill: shoot is this the scene where I DIE?!?!?!
Damon: oh nooo are u going to get all emotional on me now?! (Mocking voice -) boohoo I'm dying...really you're not that special...like 40 ppl have already died on this show (classic Damon smirk)
Damon: "You're right, in this light I do see ur resemblance to Caroline ...huh"
Damon; your blood tastes so... Sweet
Can we just skip all the chit chat of why you want me to spare your life? I'm not going to, so if it's ok with you, I'd like to get my teeth stuck in, or maybe I'll just rip your heart out instead.
Damon: Call me DElusional again...we are so hooking up next season!
Bill: "sorry Damon,I´m taken!"
damon : are you biting your lip on purpose ? you know what that does to me
Damon: Coach Sylvester! I've found a sneaky gay right here!
Damon: Being gay is no excuse for sucking at Trivial Pursuit!
Damon:" Why are you staring at me like this?"
Bill:" Äh, you`ve got something on your corner of the mouth..."
Bill:"Oh ,never mind."
Damon:" Sorry I just had a little snack."
DAMON:OH MY GOD YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
BILL:I'M WITH SOMEONE ELSE RIGHT NOW.MAYBE IF WE HAD MET FIRST......
Bill: I'm sorry, Damon, but it's always gonna be Stefan.
Damon: ...but I went gay for you!
Damon: you hurt Caroline.
Bill:(in pain) I did it to protect her from you monsters! Why do you even care from what I heard all you care about is you and trying to ruin Stefan's life and trying to win Elena because your a lovesstruck boy.
Damon: why do I care? Because I may love Elena but I also love Caroline.
Caroline: (walks in) what????
Bill: you might want to be quiet now.