It's okay, Rebekah. Don't cry. Damon Salvatore is here for you.
Such was the setup of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, as over numerous readers submitted an entry for this picture of two of the hottest residents in Mystic Falls. The winner? Mira.
The reason? Read her entry below. And then remember: we post a new image every Friday! Come back and participate again and again, readers!
Damon: No, listen to me, you’re not fat. Vampires just have bigger bones than humans, okay?