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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 119

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Stefan Salvatore totally just pulled a Tonya Harding.

At least according to the winner of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, "Stefan's Girl."

With a reference to that infamous 1994 attack, this TV Fanatic user easily took home the top prize, making our editors laugh out loud for a solid 30 seconds. Read the entry below and remember to come back and participate every Friday.

The next Caption Contest champion could be... YOU!

Stefan on the Track

MYSTIC FALLS, VA - Hired vampire muscle Stefan Salvatore was recently arrested after pulling a Tonya Harding to ensure that Elena Gilbert, not Tyler Lockwood, won a spot on the 2012 Olympic team in the 800-meter event.

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MYSTIC FALLS, VA - Hired vampire muscle Stefan Salvatore was recently arrested after pulling a Tonya Harding to ensure that Elena Gilbert, not Tyler Lockwood, won a spot on the 2012 Olympic team in the 800-meter event.

Aquariuz

Elena: Stefan, c'mon, leave the Dair fan alone. We know Chair is endgame.
Stefan: I know, it's just so silly to even say the word "Dair" at this time.

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Elena: I know you’re supposed to protect me but come on! The guy was just asking the time!

Leon-alexis

"The forth lap"
Stefan: Thank God you are still here!
Some dude: What?!?
Elena: What?!?
Stefan: Do you see,I remembered,I don't have a t-shirt like that one,it was Damon's present on Christmas,so I have to take it and probably really slowly,sorry Elena.
Some dude: YES!!!
Elena: NO!!!

Leon-alexis

«The third lap»
Stefan: Are you kidding me!?! And isn't this my shirt?!?
Some dude: It's yours. I stole it from your car yesterday and now it's mine! So, if you want it back you have to take it,but really slowly. Come on man, just do it!
Stefan: That's it man,you are dead!!!
Elena: Stefan don't!!!
Stefan: Yeah,you're right,Elena! I have a hundret shirts like that one in my house.
Elena: Yes,and if you want I can buy you more. Keep running.

Leon-alexis

“The second lap�
Stefan: WTF? You're still here?
Some dude: Yes,I am,and I'm watching you. Wow, you are so hot! But, I think my butt is hotter,so come on man,take me,take my butt and don't ever let it go!
Stefan: Fine,but remember...
Elene: (interrupting) Stefan don't!!! Just keep running,o.k!?

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Why did the strikethrough tag stop working?
This is ANNOYING
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(Ryan Atwood) Stefan Salvatore - putting on a wifebeater and beating people up ‘cause that’s what they do in (Chino) Mystic Falls.

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Ryan Atwood Stefan Salvatore - putting on a wifebeater and beating people up ‘cause that’s what they do in Chino Mystic Falls.

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Ryan Atwood Stefan Salvatore - putting on a wifebeater and beating people up ‘cause that’s what they do in Chino Mystic Falls.

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Elena: STOP it now look at me not each other all eyes on me all the time

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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