The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 119

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Stefan Salvatore totally just pulled a Tonya Harding.

At least according to the winner of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, "Stefan's Girl."

With a reference to that infamous 1994 attack, this TV Fanatic user easily took home the top prize, making our editors laugh out loud for a solid 30 seconds. Read the entry below and remember to come back and participate every Friday.

The next Caption Contest champion could be... YOU!

Stefan on the Track

MYSTIC FALLS, VA - Hired vampire muscle Stefan Salvatore was recently arrested after pulling a Tonya Harding to ensure that Elena Gilbert, not Tyler Lockwood, won a spot on the 2012 Olympic team in the 800-meter event.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.