The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 109

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Hey batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter! Don't swing, batter! That's Damon Salvatore!

Vampire Diaries fans responded well to this week's Caption Contest, submitting a number of humorous entries. But congratulations are in order for user "DamonLurve" for making us laugh the hardest, thanks to the caption posted below.

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Damon (to Kol): I wouldn’t do that if I were you, we have a hostage: Your mirror.

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elena: 2 hot guys in love with the same girl, a deadly vampire family wanting to kill me , werewolves and now a baseball scene i was sure this was called vampire diaries not twilight.


elena: is that a bat in your hand or you happy to see me jermany: (thinking) shes such a vampire groupie


elena: is that a bat in your hand or are you happy to see me ?


Kol to Damon: Well, you went ape on me at my family's ball, I just think it's fair if i do the same to you here..


Jeremy: Eeehhh I never really liked Damon anyway.


Kol: Im so effin tired of this Delena Stelena mumbo jumbo crap! *whacks*! There! Now you wont have to pick and I'll get more screen time! Jeremy: You're not the only one Kol! Ive been wanting to do that for 3 seasons!


Damon: (mad) Goodbye, b-witch!
Elena: Damon, wait! Please forgive me if after 3 seasons-19 episodes, I
still don't know whom to choose!
Kol: Dang! The season is about to end!! I'll make it easy for you, Elena.
Jeremy: Knock the daylights out of him, Kol! I saw him fondling my sister!!


Kol: does my butt look big when i do this?


Kol: Let’s see if we can kill two lovebirds with one bat, Jeremy…


Kol: You killed my brother,now ill kill yours.
Elena: He's just a boy!
Kol:Not yours, love.
Jeremy: Are you talking to Stefan or Damon cos your not making sense.
Kol: Shut up , I just wanted to say. Now we're even!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.