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Jeremy: Okay, when you guys are done, I'll be over at the concession stand getting a walking taco.
Kol: Back off Damon so I can hit Elena in the face for being so stupid and not choosing you over Stefan
Kol: This will teach you how to throw me of the balcony!
Kol: I will end this Delena romance once and for all!
Elena step away: It's all yours, Damon. I'll be over there!
Cole: Hey Damon! Remember that time you took my lunch money?!?!?
Jeremy: okay kol I'm ready to catch when you get a strike
Kol: Ya that's not gonna happen
Damon: Are you ladies done over there I trying to pitch
Elena: Go Damon No go Jer no go kol! I'm do confused
Kol: See Jeremey, This is how you do it
Kol: Damon hold still i wanna impress my only friend
Damon: (Laughs) your only friend is fake..
Kol: I'm Gonna Be Your Worst Nightmare, so This is where it ends.
I couldn't think of one yet, but I felt the need to comment on how casual Jeremy is about an Original Vampire about to bash Damon's head in and possibly kill them all. I mean, seriously?
Hey batter batter hey batter swing, I got to just do my thing.
Kol: Do you know, that I've always found Baseball to be such a good sport for people with anger management problems.
DAMON MAN YOU ARE ABOUT TO P-SS ME OFF
Jeremy: Cole, why are you holding a bat, i thought you hated baseball.
Cole: it's aluminium dude (he said it in a very specific way)
Elena: I'll just run as usual when one of my boyfriends are getting beaten by an original
Damon: don't you ruin the shirt .... i'll be really mad!
Kol: Batters up!
Jeremy: Friendship ends in 3....2....1...
Kol: Yes! Retribution from caption contest 103!
Kol (thinking about Elena and Damon): Prepared to be struck by Cupid, vampire style!
Jeremy: Kol, you take 'vampire bats' to a serious level.
Damon: Do you know how hard the vampire species has been working on stamping out these steriotypes?!
Elena thinking: I think I'll misbalance a love-triangle after this....
Kol hits Damon with a baseball bat
Elena: He isn't a baseball.
Kol: Yeah but he did killed my brother.
Jeremy: And he could have killed me too.
Elena: But I forgave him for those things because I am a forgiving person and since I am your guardian then you have to do what I make Damon compel you to do.