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Kol: See Jeremy, THIS is how it's done.
Elena(thinking):What can I do now?get in front of Damon?No,that would hurt too bad...I'll just stand here ready for a fistfight...
Damon(thinking):If there is the slightest chance that Elena will kiss me after that I don't care how much it'll hurt...
Kol(thinking):I bet I can break his nose with one strike...
Jeremy(thinking):Another vampire fight?Man,I cannot catch a break!
Kol: Am I the Original with the shortest fuse? You can bat on it.
Damon:your friends with kol an original vampire!
Jeremy:duh! Why else would we be friends!
Elena:what are you talking about?!
Jeremy:kol and I have been planning this for weeks girl!
Kol: Say hello to my little bat...
Kol to Damon and Elena: Let me beat some sense into your relationship!
Kol: Elena, you have 5 seconds to tell Damon about your feelings!
Kol: Oops, time out!
Kol: Hay Damon I think there is a baseball on your head
Kol: whoops my mistake
Kol: Hey Damon remember me.... this is for Team Stefan.
Jeremy: wheres Buffy when you need her?
elena: 2 hot guys in love with the same girl, a deadly vampire family wanting to kill me , werewolves and now a baseball scene i was sure this was called vampire diaries not twilight.
elena: is that a bat in your hand or you happy to see me
jermany: (thinking) shes such a vampire groupie
elena: is that a bat in your hand or are you happy to see me ?
Kol to Damon: Well, you went ape on me at my family's ball, I just think it's fair if i do the same to you here..
Jeremy: Eeehhh I never really liked Damon anyway.
Kol: Im so effin tired of this Delena Stelena mumbo jumbo crap! *whacks*! There! Now you wont have to pick and I'll get more screen time!
Jeremy: You're not the only one Kol! Ive been wanting to do that for 3 seasons!
Damon: (mad) Goodbye, b-witch!
Elena: Damon, wait! Please forgive me if after 3 seasons-19 episodes, I
still don't know whom to choose!
Kol: Dang! The season is about to end!! I'll make it easy for you, Elena.
Jeremy: Knock the daylights out of him, Kol! I saw him fondling my sister!!
Kol: does my butt look big when i do this?
Kol: Let’s see if we can kill two lovebirds with one bat, Jeremy…
Kol: You killed my brother,now ill kill yours.
Elena: He's just a boy!
Kol:Not yours, love.
Jeremy: Are you talking to Stefan or Damon cos your not making sense.
Kol: Shut up , I just wanted to say. Now we're even!
Kol says to Damon: You ta much grip! Takes! Now my turn to give a hunk of ... Hi Elena?
kol: Damon move so i can whack elena for not choosing u a long time ago... team delena...
Kol: Batting practice....killing Damon...two birds with one stone, hehehe...wait, why does Elena look like a penguin?!!
Damon: Did Jeremy actually think he had a friend?? Delusinal kid.
Elena: DAMON!!! I CANT SEE!!! OMG ITS KOL! Penguin time.
Kol: *singing* Off with your head!! Dance ’til you’re dead... Heads will roll... On the floor.
Elena: You know he is tehcnical already dead??
Kol: ooh. Well.?
Jeremy: Forget it.. i'm gone.
Damon to Cole: Your brother uses her as a blood bag. You use her for batting practice. Didn't anybody ever teach you people that you don't play with your food.