An unfortunate unzipping incident.
Interim housekeepers who don't knock.
Lily and Rufus walking in on them ... thrice.
It appears that, in the month since we've last seen them, Dan and Blair have encountered all of the above problems and more in attempt to consummate their physical relationship. Will they ever get it done?
Not in the sneak preview below, from Monday's all-new episode, "Con Heir." After recounting their past intimacy follies, they're foiled again, thanks to host of external circumstances. Watch the hilarity now:
How will Dan and Blair respond from these initial setbacks, and can we expect the budding relationship to last, despite growing pains, the still-looming dowry and the always-looming specter of one Charles Bass?
Comment below, and for more on that, Monday's episode, and the remainder of Season Five, read TVF's exclusive interview with Joshua Safran, Gossip Girl executive producer and show-runner, from yesterday.
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