Gossip Girl Review: Daring to Dair!

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The spirit of Valentine's Day was in the air on Gossip Girl Monday night, but did "Crazy Cupid Love" tug at our collective heartstrings, or did it flatline amid high expectations?

There was plenty wrong with the episode, but at least Dan went there. He did it!

There's no longer any doubt about how Gossip Girl's underdog non-couple feels about one another. Dan's feelings may be stronger (or at least less complicated, with no dowry looming over Rufus) than the reverse, but they're mutual. He kissed Blair and unlike the first time, it wasn't just Dan doing the kissing.

On the contrary, she was all for it. That was awesome.

Whether you're rooting for a Chair series endgame or for unrequited Dair love, you have to concede that the show has short-changed both twosomes of late, and that something had to give one way or the other.

Blair probably should have run off with Chuck last week. Or the week before, during the now-infamous pre-wedding confession. But she didn't, and Dan subsequently remained in the romantic picture.

Tonight, he decided to make the most of that opportunity, and give the Hump credit for having giant cojones. Sadly, crazy Georgina was creeping nearby and engineered the ultimate c--k block on Dair.

Hot Dair Action?!

I didn't think he'd actually do it, or that she wouldn't pull away. The long-awaited kiss was worth the wait for those who have watched Dan and Blair grow together and experience so many near misses.

The evolution of their relationship has been an enjoyable constant in recent months, culminating in Blair's recollection of all the reasons "Serena" should love him. That scene was as heartfelt as it gets.

How adorable slash hot was that kiss, too? Leighton Meester was typically wonderful in conveying the mixed emotions of feeling forbidden to do such a thing but at the same time wanting it SO badly.

While this chapter was cut short, the love story remains an open book.

Make no mistake, Dair is no longer just a momentary obstacle or a blip on the radar. Blair and Chuck may indeed end up together in a year or so, but after this? Dair is the real deal, and all bets are off.

The fallout should be interesting, with Georgina holding the infamous photo as blackmail, Serena bitter at her BFF for moving in on Dan, and Chuck apparently for revenge against Dan for moving in on Blair.

The juiciest part of all of this is that the Dair kiss has dealt a serious blown to Chair and Derena ... and Blerena and Duck. No one will be able to wrap their minds around (or get over) this one anytime soon.

At least I think that's Chuck's motive. His random hookup with Alessandra was preceded by an unintentionally hilarious request for info on Dan's book. What could she possibly reveal that would hurt Dan?

Therein lies the problem with Gossip Girl these days. Dair did all they could to salvage this installment, but they can't stop the majority of the plots from feeling disjointed and patched together haphazardly.

Take Blair's return to N.Y. for example. Needing a way to push Louis out of the picture for one week, but still have him looming over Blair, they give a "minder" ... who's conveniently absent at exactly the wrong time.

Then there's Georgina's desire to break a mega-scandal because she's ... bored? Until Dan outs her, because she has the loudest cellphone ring ever, so she can't? But she magically gets her hands on Blair's prenup?

Or Nate's desire to woo Lola at a party Gossip Girl told him he's throwing, which can't happen because she won't cater Spectator events, but shows up at when Chuck moves the shindig to his place spontaneously?

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It doesn't make a lot of sense. Even if you're entertained by it all (and for the most part I am), you can't escape the fact that the show tries to strong together seriously convoluted plots with 2-3 lines of dialogue.

What else did we learn Monday? Where do we even begin. Some of the major developments:

  • Ivy's been staying in the Hamptons with Cece, who is totally the frontrunner in this spring's Gossip Girl death pool if she wasn't already. Ivy ran into Lola, who she'd bet before in Florida. Obviously.
  • Lola's a cutie who's playing hard to get, which only causes Nate to want her more. Love it. Also love that she's apparently clueless about everything that's gone on. Time for some recon/payback!
  • B's minder has a thing for Louis or is a serial murderer intent on offing her. Or a bit of both.
  • Fair, young Dorota was once wooed in a Polish beet field. Too bad that story was cut short.
  • Serena pines for Dan and broods a lot. Not too much else going on in the land of S of late.
  • Georgina employs various minions, including Nate's random Vanessa look-alike assistant.
  • Phillip and Milo? Say a prayer for those guys.

All in all, this week was very much up and down for me. The Georgina/G.G. and dowry angles are all over the place and on the verge of being mishandled to the point where it's hard to take them seriously.

That said, Dair continues to carry the show, just as Chair was once the reason to tune in. Which of the two couples has a brighter future romantically? Will Serena sabotage Blair before Chuck undermines Dan?

Can't wait to find out.

Before we turn it over to your comments, here's next week's promo for "Cross Rhodes." Blair looks like she wants it bad. Again. Consider this a 20-second glimpse of the next round of fan wars about to erupt ...

What did you think of this evening's Gossip Girl episode? Discuss below!

Are Dan and Blair soulmates?

 

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Also the promo for the next episode disgusts me too. Blair, why don't you go "Kiss, Kiss, Kiss" your husband? They made that girl so fickle.

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Look, there are many people like myself who hate that kiss NOT because of "EWWW DAIR, CHUCK FTWWW!". It's because of HOW SCREWED UP BLAIR IS. She cheated on Louis with Chuck, told Chuck she loved him and always would, MARRIED Louis still loving Chuck, yet expecting Louis to love her too, and now Blair, a married woman, has feelings for another guy? What kind of convoluted storyline is that? I can believe things I shouldn't when it comes to TV shows, but this? Really? I'm not hating on Dair. I'm really not. If the writers can somehow MAKE me want to ship it (because I don't. I don't ship anyone. Blair is too unstable to be in a relationship, LET ALONE IN THREE). Then fine. But don't make Dair happen this way, if I were a Dair fan I'd be pissed.

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DARE TO DAIR!

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Comments from some Chair shippers - I will never watch the show again, Dan is disgusting etc. - makes me wonder why they are such masochists! There is not one seriously damaging or disgusting thing that Dan has ever done, and especially against Blair - nothing! On the contrary he has been so supportive and steadfast and loyal and caring - what is there to not love in Dan as a boyfriend!? Unless of course you are a masochist and want your life to be full of jealousy and games and sleeping around and cheating and one-upmanship and - lest I forget - the occasional possibility of physical assault - which is what Chair was and their life together will be. I for one look forward to a loving, passionate, nourishing, progressive relationship in my own life and that is why I SO love Dair and will be rooting for them all the way. I hope that the writers will not succumb to hackneyed plot lines and try to make Chair end game. If any one deserves to be end game it is Dair. Dair FTW!

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@ Jonas: ever heard of the difference between good and bad critics? Unless you follow Oscar Wilde saying that it was worst not be talked about than been talked about (even if it was bad), then I fail to see how so many commentaries on the negative side are good for this show. And during these almost 24 hours I have read comments on both sides saying Chuck or Dan are treating Blair like property on those snippets of conversation we have seen, if we continue with this discussion it will end up being a wash with both of them treating her like property. Maybe they are both possesive and/or with competitive nature while discussing about women.

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However, I have the feeling that all the characters and Dan hater Chair fans would be more than happy to blame it on the poor guy.
I know it's only my prediction but after reading comments on every episode review, I am pretty sure, I won't be wrong on that point...except if those said fans are among those who "won't watch GG until Chair comes back".
I hope I don't sound agressive and that I haven't too many mistakes with my english. I also want to assure that I don't "target" every Chair fans, I hope that's clear in my words...

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But as the majority, I agree that Blair's character is now in a mess created only by the writers.
I'm just afraid that Dan will be ruined by the "revelation" that he did sent the video plus the fact that if Dair continues to happen, it could potentially ruined Blair's family fortune and I really don't look forward to read some Chair fans gloating (???) about it and accused Dan...
On that matter, I am team Dan and I think Blair ruined her marriage by herself by proclaming her undying love to Chuck in the Church where she was getting married xD (and I don't count what she did before the day of her marriage)

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@SuperIdole Exactly, just because you're friends doesn't mean it has to stay that way forever and you're not going to automatically end up with the same person you've been with at the beginning.

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At the end, because I rolled through all the pages of comments (So many! I wanted to know why!! xD) and I won't repeat what's already been said by people I agree with like Kookakicha, or UncleJackBass (if I'm not wrong) mostly Dair lovers I guess. I like when comment are structured, respectul and argumented, whether they are Chair or Dair shipper. But I have to agree that I also find it weird people who says Dair is gross or are mocking Dan for no reason but to be mean (things like "stupid Dan" and other I can't remember")...
On the Dair "affair", I also don't understand people who say Blair's love (which is not really love, at least not confirmed) for Dan is coming out of nowhere? Sometimes that's what friendship leads to. But I think there is no mistake to say that for now, Dan's the one who feels more but that doesn't mean Blair cannot feel something either...

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@Blair Witch She brought most of the problems on herself.