Gossip Girl Review: Daring to Dair!

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The spirit of Valentine's Day was in the air on Gossip Girl Monday night, but did "Crazy Cupid Love" tug at our collective heartstrings, or did it flatline amid high expectations?

There was plenty wrong with the episode, but at least Dan went there. He did it!

There's no longer any doubt about how Gossip Girl's underdog non-couple feels about one another. Dan's feelings may be stronger (or at least less complicated, with no dowry looming over Rufus) than the reverse, but they're mutual. He kissed Blair and unlike the first time, it wasn't just Dan doing the kissing.

On the contrary, she was all for it. That was awesome.

Whether you're rooting for a Chair series endgame or for unrequited Dair love, you have to concede that the show has short-changed both twosomes of late, and that something had to give one way or the other.

Blair probably should have run off with Chuck last week. Or the week before, during the now-infamous pre-wedding confession. But she didn't, and Dan subsequently remained in the romantic picture.

Tonight, he decided to make the most of that opportunity, and give the Hump credit for having giant cojones. Sadly, crazy Georgina was creeping nearby and engineered the ultimate c--k block on Dair.

Hot Dair Action?!

I didn't think he'd actually do it, or that she wouldn't pull away. The long-awaited kiss was worth the wait for those who have watched Dan and Blair grow together and experience so many near misses.

The evolution of their relationship has been an enjoyable constant in recent months, culminating in Blair's recollection of all the reasons "Serena" should love him. That scene was as heartfelt as it gets.

How adorable slash hot was that kiss, too? Leighton Meester was typically wonderful in conveying the mixed emotions of feeling forbidden to do such a thing but at the same time wanting it SO badly.

While this chapter was cut short, the love story remains an open book.

Make no mistake, Dair is no longer just a momentary obstacle or a blip on the radar. Blair and Chuck may indeed end up together in a year or so, but after this? Dair is the real deal, and all bets are off.

The fallout should be interesting, with Georgina holding the infamous photo as blackmail, Serena bitter at her BFF for moving in on Dan, and Chuck apparently for revenge against Dan for moving in on Blair.

The juiciest part of all of this is that the Dair kiss has dealt a serious blown to Chair and Derena ... and Blerena and Duck. No one will be able to wrap their minds around (or get over) this one anytime soon.

At least I think that's Chuck's motive. His random hookup with Alessandra was preceded by an unintentionally hilarious request for info on Dan's book. What could she possibly reveal that would hurt Dan?

Therein lies the problem with Gossip Girl these days. Dair did all they could to salvage this installment, but they can't stop the majority of the plots from feeling disjointed and patched together haphazardly.

Take Blair's return to N.Y. for example. Needing a way to push Louis out of the picture for one week, but still have him looming over Blair, they give a "minder" ... who's conveniently absent at exactly the wrong time.

Then there's Georgina's desire to break a mega-scandal because she's ... bored? Until Dan outs her, because she has the loudest cellphone ring ever, so she can't? But she magically gets her hands on Blair's prenup?

Or Nate's desire to woo Lola at a party Gossip Girl told him he's throwing, which can't happen because she won't cater Spectator events, but shows up at when Chuck moves the shindig to his place spontaneously?

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It doesn't make a lot of sense. Even if you're entertained by it all (and for the most part I am), you can't escape the fact that the show tries to strong together seriously convoluted plots with 2-3 lines of dialogue.

What else did we learn Monday? Where do we even begin. Some of the major developments:

  • Ivy's been staying in the Hamptons with Cece, who is totally the frontrunner in this spring's Gossip Girl death pool if she wasn't already. Ivy ran into Lola, who she'd bet before in Florida. Obviously.
  • Lola's a cutie who's playing hard to get, which only causes Nate to want her more. Love it. Also love that she's apparently clueless about everything that's gone on. Time for some recon/payback!
  • B's minder has a thing for Louis or is a serial murderer intent on offing her. Or a bit of both.
  • Fair, young Dorota was once wooed in a Polish beet field. Too bad that story was cut short.
  • Serena pines for Dan and broods a lot. Not too much else going on in the land of S of late.
  • Georgina employs various minions, including Nate's random Vanessa look-alike assistant.
  • Phillip and Milo? Say a prayer for those guys.

All in all, this week was very much up and down for me. The Georgina/G.G. and dowry angles are all over the place and on the verge of being mishandled to the point where it's hard to take them seriously.

That said, Dair continues to carry the show, just as Chair was once the reason to tune in. Which of the two couples has a brighter future romantically? Will Serena sabotage Blair before Chuck undermines Dan?

Can't wait to find out.

Before we turn it over to your comments, here's next week's promo for "Cross Rhodes." Blair looks like she wants it bad. Again. Consider this a 20-second glimpse of the next round of fan wars about to erupt ...

What did you think of this evening's Gossip Girl episode? Discuss below!

Are Dan and Blair soulmates?

 

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Can we compare Dan and Chuck's relationship with Blair after it is over? To say Dan is a good guy is ridiculous. He is a guy in love with a girl but untill we see how the writers play out the relationship..we know nothing of him being a good guy in a relationship with Blair...some of the worst boyfriends make better friends and most men who murder their spouses families and friends say that "he was such a family man, so nice, we never would have thought he could do such a thing"

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can we make this show intresting again please? get rid of the pathetic and forced dan and blair shit and bring back chair.
dan is so fake. i hate him.

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Chair fans... come one... you are saying stuff blinded by rage, who will take it seriously?

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im not even bothered by dan and blair, its just way gone about it its not mature at all neither have grown up seems only s and nate have and even chuck.. dan is scheming with gossip girl.. blair is bouncing from guy to guy and cant choose.. and whoever said about friends being stuck or whatever.. so basically your saying dan and blair should happen and only have each other and no friends.. cause serena is blairs only friend other than dan everyone else either works for her or is her minion.. and dan has nate/chuck/serena.. but if him and blair happen.. nate will always take chucks side.. i just wish if they would of done dan and blair they didnt have blair say she loves someone more and more each day an episode beforeee and had serena move on first + then maybe this show wouldnt just be about ship war.. this is why it only has 1.13 viewers because its all about ships

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Chuck does'nt think blair is a prize he is fighting for how he feels,fighting for his love for blair what's chuck suppose to do do nothing?Come on.Chuck has moved on and every time blair gets in the way and stops him from moving forward completely.I hope the writers find the error of their ways this is all screwed up.It would have been okay for blair and dan to be together I just wished the writers did'nt built chair up so much they strung them along and the fans fell for it,not cool.It would have been okay if blair did'nt went to chuck and asked him if he could live her or the child that was'nt hers,or the dead inside part or the I love you more everyday WTF?

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@ Lucy : they all are fictionnal characters...but come on generally speaking someone like Dan is way more realistic than someone like Chuck Bass. Then, people are not static, they evolve, get more mature. And it happens that all GG characters are at this very strategic age when you go from being a teenager to an adult. No doubt they're will be some changings in the way you love and who you love.
You can have history with someone, it doesn't mean you're stuck with it forever. And even more, these days, only a minority of girls end up with highschool sweethearts. DAIR defines mature realistic love to me !

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The High School party theme was so fitting. Everyone acted like he/she is still in HS. I mean Dan, Blair, Serena, and Chuck.

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@lucyyy Just because you're friends doesn't mean you have to be stuck that way forever.

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Im so happy for Dair

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@Lila you wouldnt be with either of them in real life.. if this was real life.. blair and chuck would of ended in season 3.. and dan and blair would of never even got close because no one would do that to their best friend.. so no there not perfect for eachother.. theyve been pushed together and made it seem that way.. with blair changing who she is just to so her and dan can be pushed together.. and dan changing who he loved for 4 years.. and only reason theyre together is becausee the writers have made sure serena isnt around and nor is chuck :| thats how they started in season 4 cause they had no other friends.. and if they get together thats how it will end up .. think id rather have my friends then be with a guy i had feelings for for one episode

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