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Gossip Girl Review: Backup Dan the Man

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With the dust nowhere near settled after last week's 100th episode event, this evening's Gossip Girl picked up right where the wedding left off with a somewhat lighter, equally confusing installment.

"The Backup Dan" featured some highly entertaining scenes thanks to Dan, Blair and Georgina, but was uneven in many respects. Chiefly, the story we were so excited for not really materializing.

Was anyone out there not loving Dan and Blair at the airport, on the run from her life? I'd watch an entire spinoff in which Dair travels the world, trying to stay one step ahead of Louis' henchmen.

Okay, Monaco totally doesn't have henchmen, but you get my point (they do have dowries, apparently, which we'll get to momentarily after we finish discussing the viewing experience that is Dair).

A Dan and Blair Photo

It's no wonder Penn Badgley and Leighton Meester, who play off of each other so brilliantly, have both made comments to the effect that Dan and Blair's relationship has become their favorite on GG.

Not only is it a hoot, frankly, it's the only one written in a way that makes sense! Will "The Backup Dan" ever become the #1 plan for B romantically? Who knows, but it's a lot of fun to watch unfold.

We know Dan harbors strong feelings for Blair, and it's starting to look like she's aware of them - she knows about the vows, after all, and come on, it's obvious - but she hasn't reciprocated. Yet.

Their scene near the end, before she inexplicably left with Louis, was heartwarming. In the same breath, Blair thanked him for being the one who's always been there for her, then bashed his hair.

That's their relationship in a nutshell. An unlikely duo bonded by their joint love of ... each other? There's not a lot these two have in common superficially, yet their personalities mesh wonderfully.

The airport sojourn was classic, with Dan dutifully assisting the runaway bride, doing a terrible job lying to S, begging his dad for help, and being dissed by a star-struck girl. He's definitely the man.

Blair, meanwhile, was desperately trying to remain in control after losing any semblance of it.

She may have a high opinion of herself, but even B isn't delusional to think the New York Post qualifies as a passport. At that moment, though, she was desperate enough that she may well have.

Add in Leighton in I Heart NY tourist garb and you had a recipe for a great episode. One you wished would've involved them successfully fleeing and keeping the banter/adventure going for a bit.

Sadly, they fled JFK and ended up at a Queens hotel, and despite one bright spot - Dan sticking up for himself and leaving with his pride intact - the night went downhill quickly from there.

Blair Post-Wedding

Serena and Chuck (and also Georgina, whose role got a lot less cool tonight despite a number of great one-liners) tracked her down, with S taking the fall for the video and C baring his soul. Again.

And he was shot down, again. Even though Blair said she loves him too, again.

Enter a contrived, confusing and unnecessary plot device: The dowry. Now Blair, and by extension Eleanor, are on the hook for millions if she defaults on her marriage to Louis within one year.

Wouldn't you know it, she's back with Louis at the end! Noticeably sad, but by his side, like nothing ever happened. The "pact" may be over, but there's an equally stupid obstacle in its place now. Terrific.

It's getting harder to take this seriously each week. How many times can Chuck be redeemed in the eyes of viewers and come thisclose to winning Blair's heart forever, only to have it stripped away?

Blair was going to flee to the Dominican Republic to annul the marriage but wouldn't leave with Chuck, who would gladly pay off the Grimaldis, because they ... wouldn't be equals if she did?

Come on, Gossip Girl. You're just jerking Chair around at this point.

They need to get on with it or let it go forever. Same goes for Dair. I'm all for a good love triangle, but not when the barriers thrown between the prospective couples are repetitive and unrealistic.

All we can do is hold out hope that there's a resolution worth waiting for down the line. I wish I had more confidence that were the case and that the actors would stop being wasted, though. Boo.

Chuck and Georgina Pic

What else did we learn this evening? Let's see ...

  • Georgina Sparks is not the Gossip Girl, but stepped up in her absence, as many theorized. While this makes more sense logistically, I'm still disappointed after last week's mega-reveal, and how amateurish she was tonight.
  • G is hilarious, to be sure, and locking Dorota in the closet was cold, but she was almost too obvious. The Georgina I know is a bit less desperate and more sociopathic. Her cover's bound to be blown.
  • Nate Archibald doesn't like girls who lie, which Lola clearly does. But he's willing to overlook that 30 seconds later as long as they're not lying about him, and wear cute catering outfits.
  • Serena loves Dan, but apparently he's all about Blair.
  • Blair's wedding DJ played Tone Loc. That's pretty cool.
  • Do not threaten Eleanor Waldorf. She will end you.
  • Do not tell Rufus Humphrey any secrets. Ever.

Overall, it's hard to feel good about tonight, especially after the wedding episode raised expectations on many fronts. The plus side? Dan maybe actually making a move in the promo for next week!

What do you think Georgina's endgame is? And is Blair really planning on going through with a giant marriage facade? Before we turn it over to your comments, here's the teaser for "Crazy, Cupid Love" ...

What did you think of Monday's Gossip Girl? Was it funny? Disappointing? Baffling? A little of each? Discuss below and share your predictions for next week's Valentine's Day-themed episode!

Review

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I just feel bad for Chuck & Blair...

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Poor Chuck. I feel soo bad for him T_T
Dair scenes at the airport were entertaining (Blair trying to find an outfit :D)
Why GG stopped posting after the accident? Interesting. Maybe she/he felt guilty... I think Dan is GG.
So Georgina is the new GG. I wonder who sent the video. (Georgina? Dan?)
Why are the writers doing this to Chair? :'(

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I am a hardcore CHAIR fan, and even though I LOVE them and can wait for them to get together, I do like Dair. They are pretty hilarious and you get to see a side of Blair that you don't get to see when she's with Chuck. I thought the episode was funny, but also so irritating that they keeping putting up all these road blocks to make B stay with Louis. I really felt bad for Chuck - he looked so heart broken. I also hate that they made B. such a wimpy little victim. I was hoping that at the end of the episode she was going to turn the tables on the prince and his momma & we would get to see a return of S1/S2 Blair that was a power player and not such a victim. That's what I really want to see - not Chuck or Dan rescuing her from Louis, but Blair rescuing herself.

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My heart broke for Chuck during the end scene with Blair. I agree that it's enough already of the are they or aren't they. If they are going to be, I would like for them to be together and us viewers have a chance to see them happy in episodes before the show comes to an end(whenever that might be). I'm getting more frustrated with the show as the weeks go on.

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Wow, sorry for all the comments! I forgot to ask @puppybunny1, how are Blair and Serena NOT being selfish? Serena is being typical Serena, flaky and selfish (but I understand her pain). Meanwhile Blair has reached new heights of self-absorption. It was painful to hear her be all "me, me, me" and treat Dan like her whipping boy in that motel scene. I let out a cheer when Dan told her to shove it and then peaced out. Last season I could understand why Dan was attracted to Blair but now? Chuck and Dan should move on. Preferably with each other. And Nate. Yum. I miss our bromances.

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I am a Dair mainly because of the chemistry between the two and also because the if Blair was a friend of mine I would tell her to run as fast as she could from the hot mess that is Chuck. For me he has done too much and the reform is too little too late. However I realise that Chair is end game, so I will just enjoy the Dair moments like I enjoy ice cream knowing its gonna end soon. On a separate note Leighton and Penn should do a movie or something together cos they have amazing chemistry!

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I am a Dair mainly because of the chemistry between the two and also because the if Blair was a friend of mine I would tell her to run as fast as she could from the hot mess that is Chuck. For me he has done too much and the reform is too little too late. However I realise that Chair is end game, so I will just enjoy the Dair moments like I enjoy ice cream knowing its gonna end soon. On a separate note Leighton and Penn should do a movie or something together cos the have amazing chemistry!

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I am a Dair mainly because of the chemistry between the two and also because the if Blair was a friend of mine I would tell her to run as fast as she could from the hot mess that is Chuck. For me he has done too much and the reform is too little too late. However I realise that Chair is end game, so I will just enjoy the Dair moments while like I enjoy ice cream knowing its gonna end soon. On a separate note Leighton and Penn should do a movie or something together cos the have amazing chemistry!

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This is what they started doing to the One Tree Hill actors when it was time to get them off the air. The show was getting stupid and it was a waste for the actors.
I did however like the comment Chuck made about the dowrey.
I think Dan and Blair should be together. Serena really needs to learn the world does not revolve around her. And please put Rufus back in his jeans. Thank you.

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I don't think Dan sent the video either. GG always reveals some "twist" in the last 5 secs of an ep. to reel viewers in and then it turns out to be a misdirection. I'd go with the Eleanor theory. She is desperate to help Blair. She went to Chuck, asked Serena if B is happy and is willing to sell off all her assets. I'll hate it if it's Dan but nobody does OOC writing like GG. Blair said her marital arrangement was "only for a year". Will there be a Louis take down or are they going to drag him into a 6th season that shouldn't even exist?