The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 93

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Tuesday look? What Tuesday look?!?

Stefan goes to extremes in the winning entry for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, submitted by user "Obvious" and posted underneath the photo below. Read it now and try not to laugh.

As always, thanks so very much to all who participated and remember to come back and play every week!


Stefan: Alright, listen, I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice, here comes the smolder.

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Klaus: What is it?
Stefan: I just, I, wow, I really can't hold my liquor like Damon


your place or mine..........


Stefan thinks : 'I wish people were like money so you could hold them up to the light to see whish one's are real and which one's fake.'


klaus:so let me get this love elena who loves you but katherine loves u .damon use to love katherine untill he found out that she loves you so now he loves your gilfriend .who loves you but kissed im.did i get it right?
Stefan:mmmmmm pretty much
Klas:dude that is really messed up.
Stefan :ino i think i will get back with katherine
Klas:but im out to kill her
stefan:what will i do??????


"Yes that's right, Stefan, I've superglued your hand to your face."


Klaus: "I'm gonna count to three before I rip out your heart" Stefan: "Oh, c'mon, it's just some harmless fun" Klaus: "I don't want to talk about it...1" Stefan: "So what, you played spin the bottle...I hear he's a good kisser" *Stefan laughs uncontrollably* Klaus: "2" Stefan: "I guess Tyler really is sired to you now." Klaus: 3...*Klaus punches his hand through Stefan's chest and pulled out his heart* "Told you"


Stefan: Hey, you look familiar Klaus: Your mistaken, I' here Stefan: No, I definitely remember you. I think it was in the twenties...let me think, let me think. Rebekah, isn't it? Klaus: You've got to be kidding me, right? Stefan: You're right, it couldn't have been you, she had nicer legs.


Stefan: You have beautiful eyes... did you know that?
Klaus: Thanks, they're Original.


Stefan : So dude did you see Twilight breaking dawn part 1 ?
Klaus : Yeah, poor Jacob he loved Bella and she goes and marrys that Evil Bloodsucker.
Stefan : But Bella loved Edward .
Klaus : And he turned her !
Stefan : Dude she was dieing and she wanted to become a vampire.
Klaus : I found it unrealistic.
Stefan : Well I cried .
Klaus : That's where we're different you want to feel every episode of how I met our mother.


Klaus:What are you staring at?
Klaus:Seriously,what is it?
Stefan:It's just that..
Klaus:That what?You better spit it out before I make it come out of you.
Stefan:It's just that you have a great big original zit on your face.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.