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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 93 Comments (Page 2)

37 Comments

  1. Lauren

    Klaus: What is it?
    Stefan: I just, I, wow, I really can't hold my liquor like Damon

  2. sally

    your place or mine..........

  3. CantWait

    Stefan thinks : 'I wish people were like money so you could hold them up to the light to see whish one's are real and which one's fake.'

  4. aine fearon

    klaus:so let me get this straight.you love elena who loves you but katherine loves u .damon use to love katherine untill he found out that she loves you so now he loves your gilfriend .who loves you but kissed im.did i get it right?
    Stefan:mmmmmm pretty much
    Klas:dude that is really messed up.
    Stefan :ino i think i will get back with katherine
    Klas:but im out to kill her
    stefan:what will i do??????

  5. abcdefghij:)
    Rank: New User

    "Yes that's right, Stefan, I've superglued your hand to your face."

  6. Sarahliz
    Rank: Regular Character

    Klaus: "I'm gonna count to three before I rip out your heart"

    Stefan: "Oh, c'mon, it's just some harmless fun"

    Klaus: "I don't want to talk about it...1"

    Stefan: "So what, you played spin the bottle...I hear he's a good kisser" *Stefan laughs uncontrollably*

    Klaus: "2"

    Stefan: "I guess Tyler really is sired to you now."

    Klaus: 3...*Klaus punches his hand through Stefan's chest and pulled out his heart* "Told you"

  7. Sarahliz
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: Hey, you look familiar

    Klaus: Your mistaken, I'm...new here

    Stefan: No, I definitely remember you. I think it was in the twenties...let me think, let me think. Rebekah, isn't it?

    Klaus: You've got to be kidding me, right?

    Stefan: You're right, it couldn't have been you, she had nicer legs.

  8. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: You have beautiful eyes... did you know that?
    Klaus: Thanks, they're Original.

  9. Molly

    Stefan : So dude did you see Twilight breaking dawn part 1 ?
    Klaus : Yeah, poor Jacob he loved Bella and she goes and marrys that Evil Bloodsucker.
    Stefan : But Bella loved Edward .
    Klaus : And he turned her !
    Stefan : Dude she was dieing and she wanted to become a vampire.
    Klaus : I found it unrealistic.
    Stefan : Well I cried .
    Klaus : That's where we're different you want to feel every episode of how I met our mother.

  10. Ashley

    Klaus:What are you staring at?
    Stefan:Nothing,dude.
    Klaus:Seriously,what is it?
    Stefan:It's just that..
    Klaus:That what?You better spit it out before I make it come out of you.
    Stefan:It's just that you have a great big original zit on your face.
    Klaus:WTF?!

  11. Kmon14

    Stefan: I'm planning on joining Dancing with the Stars... Do you think that I'll do great?
    Klaus: Katerina told you that you're a better dancer than Damon, right?
    Stefan: Rawr!

  12. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: So my ex-girlfriend... who I still love... is about to date my brother. What would you do, Klaus?
    Klaus: I would kiss you, Stefan, and love you, and hold you, for the rest of eternity.
    Stefan: I dated your sister, remember?

  13. stevianna

    Stefan: Who do u think will really get elena?
    Klaus: What?
    Stefan: Im hotter then Damon. Right?
    Klaus: If you want the truth my brother.I'm hotter then both of you.

  14. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Klaus: So what's your New Years Resolution?
    Stefan: To get so drunk that I won't remember what will happen tonight ;)

  15. Belle66
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan: Now that your drunk enough, I think we should take our friendship to the next level

  16. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Even Klefan is getting down on New Years Eve!

  17. stranger

    Stefan and Klaus. From friends to enemies to friends and finally to enemies again. Who will once and for all prevail - the good-hearted vampire or the badass original hybrid?

  18. Anna

    Stefan: come on man just admit it ..
    Klaus: admit what?
    Stefan: that youre in love with her .. :(
    Klaus: i cant ..
    Stefan: cant be worse than my own brother !
    Klaus: thats what im worried about .. I cant compete with damon :(
    Stefan: :0

  19. Lookout

    Stefan: You see that guy back there? Snack.

  20. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Klaus: So, Blair will probably lose her baby in the accident.
    Stefan: Oh man, I hate when that happen. But, there's still hope for "Dair" right?
    Klaus: Oh, shut up, Stefan, "Chair" is an end-game.

  21. CL

    Stefan: It's moments like this that start the rumors, Nik.

  22. Katja

    Klaus:Say that again
    Stefan:It's called 'staying sober'

  23. Eileen

    Stefan: So a Rabbi a Preist and a Monk walk into a bar...
    Klaus: Get some new material i've heard this one already.

  24. Tessa Willingale

    Stefan: Wait... so what's 'Klefan' again?
    Klaus: Basically... they found out.

  25. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: You know we look a lot alike.
    Klaus: Well, I have better and shorter hair.


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