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Elena: You can't kill Bonnie and me off!
Klaus: My lovely, why I can. I am sick you, Miss. Cardboard Sue, and your plot-filler friend. I will rename the show and call it, "The Hybrid Diaires" a hauntingly romantic show capturing a love triangle between myself, Stefan, and Eljah.
Elena: What? I lost again!
Bonnie: What just happened?
Rebekah: I win, again!
Rebekah: Do you guys like my beautiful sculpture? I call it: The bloodthirsty wrath of Stefan Salvatore. Do you think it's gory enough?
Rebecka: ok you guys are taking this xbox kinect just dance game too far...
Bonnie+ Elena: shut up we are trying to concentrate!!!
Elena: Damon! what are you doing?!
Rebecka: Oh he's going to be in a man pageant hes practicing for the swimsuit competition and mmm does he have a niiiiice package... if you know what i mean
Bonnie: i am disgusted but cant look away its just so... so... huuuuuuuh
Elena: What are they doing??
Bonnie: ummmm cross dressing?
Rebecka: No i compelled them to try to look as sexy as Damon looks! Geez Elena you'd think you'd recognize a bunch of girls dressing as your future boyfriend eh? no... well then surprise!!
lol @ DamonElena (=liarsunited)!
Nina: What do you mean "new love interest"?
Julie Plec: I'm sorry, but we were getting bored with the whole Delena thing.
Clare: Sorry, guys. But the fans have spoke. Debekah is the new OTP.
Katerina: Julie, you promised ME I'd be Ian's new love interest next!
Nina: Excuse me?!
Rebekah: Elena, ain't that the same dress that you was wearin' yesterday?
Elena: Say, Kathular? Was that you going through my laundry?
Katherine: As if. Like I would really wear something from Forever 21.
Elena: Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?
("Clueless" reference. hehe)
Okay, who ate the school mascot?
Elena: No. No! I cannot believe that Katherine's wearing this shirt too!
Caroline: We only need two more,then we can start a Spice Girls tribute band
Nina:"WHAT?! You're replacing us with the cast of Charlie's Angles?"
Katerina:"... but that show sucked?!"
all: YES CHARLIE
rebekkah : look i dressed up stefan today..he's decided to stop with the revenge stuff and become a model
Bonnie : Oh My.....
Elena : are you kidding me .. you'd think I'd be second on the list after Revenge ..
Stefan : You're actually .. um 5th .. no caroline and that..uhmm .. sixth on the list
Damon takes off shirt
Rebekah: That is so fetch!
Elena: Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
Bonnie: If I use magic, the teddy is stuffed!
Rebekah: Go on Ripper! Tear it apart!
Elena: Stefan! Give me my teddy back!
Bonnie: So, uh... how was your summer?
Rebekah: I got resurrected.
Elena: I got dumped.
Rebekah: I win.
Bonnie: I think we should let Caroline in.
Rebekah: Bonnie, this isn't a democracy, it's a cheer-ocracy. I'm overruling you.
Elena: You are being a cheer-tator, Rebekah, and a pain in my ass!
Elena: Charlie's Angels come on!
Bonnie: Wait, what?
Rebekah: Who is Charlie's Angels?
Rebecca: WOW I look hot!!
Bonnie: Shit matt isnt gonna like this look its soo not WITCYY enough!
Elena: Urghh!! rebecca looks sooo HOT! i think im gonna cry :'( DAMONN!!!!