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Blair: I told you to stop stalking me!
Dan: I did it to Serena
Blair: Serena allows men to stalk her!
My prediction is that some chessy insult will win. Blair will say something rude (thats intended to be funny)most likely about his hair, or Brooklyn. *Yawn
Blair: Why were you? I waited all night for you!
Blair: Room #1512 at The Plaza. Didn't you get my text?
Blair: How could you not tell me that my outfit looked garbage last week? You're supposed to be my gay friend!
Dan: I know I'm... wait, what?
Blair: Then Marc Jacobs said they don't make maternity clothes, and then I was like...
Dan: What have I gotten myself into?
Blair: I want to change!!! for the sake of my relationship with chuck.
Dan: Your not gonna change blair. your getting worst and wild every year. :)
BLAIR: Try again, BCBGMAXAZRIA
DAN: Blair, just tell me you need me
Blair: Humphrey is that you, I didn't recognize you without your mop!
Blair: You no longer look like a Muppet!
Blair: Oh My God. Humphrey, your hair is normal!
Blair: what do u expect me to say? im sorry! but chuck was better in bed. do you want me to lie?
Dan: it might be a little to late to lie now blair.