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Blair: So if you can't make me feel special like Chuck...we can't be together...
Dan: Special meaning having sex in a limo, trading you to my uncle for a hotel, sleeping with Jenny and punching you in the face?
BLAIR: Stop it, Humpfrey! I'M NOT CALLING YOU CHUCK!
Dan: "Blair, I forgot what an absolute fantastic bod you have. It's nice to see you in something other than a tent."
Dan : I'm here , what do you want ?
Blair : Listen , euh , Dan ... Serena told everything about your feelings ...
Dan thinking: (I wonder if I am telepathic)
Blair: No, you're not so can you just tell me what you want?
Blair: Humphrey, why did you answer my call to 911?
Dan: Honey you do know we are suppose to be inside the building...
Blair: and I am not suppose to be seen with a Brooklyn, Lonely Boy confronting his emotions for me.
Blair: Let me paraphrase my earlier statement about sleeping with you in a book and not in real life. You are a lonely, desperate, love-seeking puppy with stalker issues!
Blair: Why are you here?
Dan: That's my question
Blair: Well if you must know, I am being currently sold for a hotel. Once again
Dan: (I learned one thing already, Blair is already pregnant....)
Blair: I TOLD YOU!!! BE QUIET! I AM ALREADY TALKING!!
Dan: (More like screaming for recognition...)
Blair:I told you i love Chuck!!
Dan:Wow calmn down a second Blair im here to tell you that i love Serena not you.
Blair: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Dan: Game over Blair. Talk.
Blair: I told you, I didn't steal Cedric!
Blair: I'm so tired of pretending to be liking you.
Blair : I know you want to have sex with me Humphrey!
Dan : *shitting bricks*
Blair: I've searched everywhere and I still can't find your underwear.
Dan: Blair, What are doing in front of the foyer of the Empire?
Blair: I'm getting in position for the Figurehead Mermaid after being sold for the Empire.
Blair: Dan, just because we slept together in your book does not make you the father of my unborn child! I'm not going to do a paternity test with you!
dan: wouldnt it be funny if chuck come to the alter when the vicar says 'can any person can show just cause this couple may not be joined together' and says 'because im chuck bass'
blair: no .. just no
Blair: Dan, the sex scene in the book is fabulous, but I don't think you're that good in bed.
Dan: I can prove I'm that good.
blair: dan for the last time we know i am never going to pick you! i date billionaires and princes not lonely boys with really bad hair cuts from Brooklyn
Gossip Girl: Lonely Boy taking a hit from Queen B. Didn't that happen in Constance or in every universe known to mankind?
Blair: Albert Einstein hair is not going to get you the award for the most extravagant hair style of this year. Possibly it will enlist you to the Muppets movie
Blair: Dan Humphrey? When did you become a Manhattan Elite?
Dan: When I started to have sex with Serena
Blair: Where the heck is Serena?
Dan: With Nate in California