Blair: So if you can't make me feel special like Chuck...we can't be together...
Dan: Special meaning having sex in a limo, trading you to my uncle for a hotel, sleeping with Jenny and punching you in the face?
BLAIR: Stop it, Humpfrey! I'M NOT CALLING YOU CHUCK!
Dan: "Blair, I forgot what an absolute fantastic bod you have. It's nice to see you in something other than a tent."
Dan : I'm here , what do you want ?
Blair : Listen , euh , Dan ... Serena told everything about your feelings ...
Dan thinking: (I wonder if I am telepathic)
Blair: No, you're not so can you just tell me what you want?
Blair: Humphrey, why did you answer my call to 911?
Dan: Honey you do know we are suppose to be inside the building...
Blair: and I am not suppose to be seen with a Brooklyn, Lonely Boy confronting his emotions for me.
Blair: Let me paraphrase my earlier statement about sleeping with you in a book and not in real life. You are a lonely, desperate, love-seeking puppy with stalker issues!
Blair: Why are you here?
Dan: That's my question
Blair: Well if you must know, I am being currently sold for a hotel. Once again
Dan: (I learned one thing already, Blair is already pregnant....)
Blair: I TOLD YOU!!! BE QUIET! I AM ALREADY TALKING!!
Dan: (More like screaming for recognition...)
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