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Stefan : Damn u smell good bro.

Damon : If you want to smell like me, look like me,you have to be me and Stef, you aint no Damon Salvatore

Stefan : Brother the ego on you. I wouldn't want to be anyones 2nd choice but you can have Elena, now let me go. Klaus and I have some ppl to kill. Too much blood, so little time.

Rhianna-speranzo

Stefan: So if i feel something i'll get a cookie?

Heavenscent9222

Stefan: How's Elena doing?
Damon: You know Elena. Going to school, writing in her diary, looking after Jeremy, sharing her bed with me.
Stefan: Yeah, that sounds like Ele . . . wait, what?

Heavenscent9222

Stefan: You can't keep me locked up in here,Damon.
Damon: Why not?
Stefan: Because Elena is in danger. She's the doppelganger, Damon. She needs to be protected.
Damon: Then, I'll protect her.

Heavenscent9222

Stefan: Hey, Damon! Did you know that there are exactly 37,152 bricks that make up this building?
Damon: You sure you're okay, Stef?
Stefan: I'm fine. Well, except that brick *nods toward a brick* right there, that one keeps mocking me.
Damon: Lexi! You'd better get your ghostly self back here and fix him, cause I didn't sign up for talking rocks.

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Damon: Eventually you'll see things my way Stefan...
Stefan: I eat poo like you for breakfast!
Damon: You eat poo for breakfast???
Stefan:......NO!

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Damon: If you don't tell me what I want to know, I will say it!
Stefan: You wouldn't dare!
Damon: Try me?
Stefan: I don't believe you!
Damon: You've forced my hand brother...
Stefan: You're bluffing!
Damon: Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE!
Stefan: YOU MONSTER!!

Luckybastarda

STEFAN: So, what's the lastest trend on Twitter?
DAMON: #DELENA.

Luckybastarda

DAMON: I'm not getting any closer. Siriusly, being stuck in this cell for weeks is no excuse for you to stink like a dino!

Luckybastarda

STEFAN: Damon, right this down;

DAY 3 OF THE "CHAIR SITNESS MOVEMENT"
Today was a good day. I drank a spider and watched GG. Not all is lost, we had a very touching scene at the very end.

---The End.



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