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serena: are you trying to get me drunk so i go home with you?

diana: well yes, well my story line with Nate is useless, blairs taken , Nate is boring , chuck is to infatuated with Blair and i don't like Dan's hair so you are my best bet to stay on the show

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Serena: and who are you again?

diana: I'm diana I'm in a relationship with Nate while trying to rehabilitate his image

Serena: Oh right , i forgot , i try to block Nate's story lines from my memory because they are so boring and useless

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Serena: and who are you again?

diana: I'm diana I'm in a relationship with Nate while trying to rehabilitate his image

Serena: Oh right , i forgot , i try to block Nate's story lines because they are so boring and useless

diana: your not the only one

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Serena: you do know that once Blair finds out your messing with her friends she will destroy you and you will end up leaving the show right?

diana: i can handle Blair

serena: yeah that's what jenny , Rachel, Georgina, Poppy, Vanessa, Juliet and lady Catherine thought

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Diana: Serena, darling, nobody wants Nate anymore...

Queenbee94

Diana: ...so Nate's grandfather and I had a deal which meant I had to rehabilitate Nate's image because he has been whoring around but then that Ivy girl who is pretending to be your cousin Charlie got in my way which is why I made you ask her ex-boyfriend Max out on a date but then set him up with Ivy again and subsequently posted rumors about her on Gossip Girl.
Serena: ...rehabili-what?

Queenbee94

Diana: ...so Nate's grandfather and I had a deal which meant I had to rehabilitate Nate's image because he has been whoring around but then that Ivy girl who is pretending to be your cousin Charlie got in my way which is why I made you ask her ex-boyfriend Max out on a date but then set him up with Ivy again and subsequently posted rumors about her on Gossip Girl.
Serena: What? Wait, why are you even telling me this?
Diana: Oh, by the time you want to tell somebody you'll probably have forgotten all of that stuff.
Serena: What stuff?

Queenbee94

Diana: I can't believe Charlie kissed Nate!
Serena: I'd be surprised if she hadn't!

Queenbee94

Serena: So you're screwing with every Upper East Sider's life just to rehabilitate Nate's image?
Diana: That's correct.
Serena: Do you think you could maybe rehabilitate my-
Diana: I'm afraid you should've asked me this 3 seasons ago.

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Serena: Have you ever noticed how Max and Nate look really alike?
Diana: No, darling. Just no.



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