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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 83

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If there's one thing TV Fanatics should know about the TV Fanatic staff, it's this: we love a good pun.

Therefore, despite many funny entries for which we are eternally grateful, we had no choice but to award this week's Caption Contest crown to TVDAllison. That user's hilarious submission is posted below.

Thanks again to all who participated and remember to bring both the funny AND the punny next week! This feature runs every Friday.

On the Run

Elena: We may be running together but our relationship is NOT on track!

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Stefan: so elena, how about I entice you to join klaus and I in creating hybrids?
Elena: get out.

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Elena: Why are you running with me, didn't you usually say you don't do sports?
Stefan: I'm running because I have to, I don't need to exercise because blood is not fattening especially yours!

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Stefan:Hey what's up
Elena:RUN! Juustin Bieber is after us!!!!!

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Stefan: I'm walking on sunshine, woooah

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Stefan:"Aren't you taking this running thing a bit far? You've been going at it since last weeks caption."

Aquariuz

Elena: Don't distract me, Stefan! Unlike the rest of characters who attends high school in the history of TV series, I want to be the first to actually achieve something. Nationals, here I come!

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Stefan: so NOW you start working out?

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Stefan listening to his iPod; "I'm sexy and I know it"

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Stefans iPod playing; "Sexy and I know it"

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Stefan: Did you know, Caroline says vampire 101 is not to bring breakfast to school? I think I should get you home.
Elena: For the last time, I AM NOT A HUMAN BLOOD BAG!
Stefan: Uh, yes you are!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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