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October 3rd, 2011 9:41 PM
Bring back Charlie or get rid or Ashton- the original cast is still very funny, I hate Ashtons character. The show would be better with just Allen, Berta, Jake and the rest of the original cast.
October 3rd, 2011 9:37 PM
tried to watch again. show still sucks, im done with it
October 3rd, 2011 9:35 PM
as bad as Whitney, I give it a few more weeks, just pathetic, 3 weeks and not a laugh, that's it for me
October 3rd, 2011 9:34 PM
I really like the old cast of two and a half men and was so hoping it would work. Sorry!!!I know Charlie messed up but you are not going to have a show without him. It just doesn't work....very disappointed!!!!
October 3rd, 2011 9:31 PM
The show is nothing without Charlie. He might of been a bad influence but that was his place in the show, and nobody could act that out as good as him. We want Charlie!
October 3rd, 2011 9:25 PM
Bring back Charlie!!!! New show sucks. Ashton acts like a %$#
October 3rd, 2011 9:03 PM
pathetic
October 3rd, 2011 3:11 PM
I said I wasn't going to watch second episode but I recorded it and looked at it later when I had nothing better to do. I was right: The new 2.5 men sucks!!!!!!!!!! Ashton has all the charisma of a wet noodle and he doesn't seem to have a funny bone. This attempt to go on without Charlie will crash and burn. Too bad, the supporting cast is outstanding but doesn't fit with Ashton. The old re-runs will make more money that this sad attempt to keep the show going. As far as I'm concerned, the produce had better swallow his pride and kiss Charlie on all four cheeks and beg him to come back. Otherwise, it will die a slow painful death until it gets cancelled.
October 3rd, 2011 2:49 PM
Oh yeah, as far as replacements, they should have figured a way to get Bob Saget in there. He would have been a great foil to Cryer's neurotic Alan.
October 3rd, 2011 2:43 PM
This show should be called Two and a Half Snores. How could a show that was so charming and likable become so boring and hard to watch. Maybe Charlie Sheen was right in being so egotistical. Without him, this comedy has become pathetic and tedious. It appears that Aston was was terrible replacement. The only jokes being about his looks, money and huge member are stupid and unfunny. He is totally one-dimensional, not that the characters had any depth, at least they had nuance. They lost me on the first show, but I gave the second one a chance, no better. Have they forgotten who their audience is? All the poor schmucks who feel a bit like Alan, and secretly wish they could be more like Charlie, if just a little bit.
October 3rd, 2011 2:23 PM
The quality of tonight’s upcoming episode should determine if this cast & story line have any hope of surviving the season. Many new sitcoms are generally “love at first sight” while others take some time to grow on you. With today’s intelligent audience, the three strike rule is still America’s favorite way for advancing or going back to the bullpen.
For me, tonight’s episode will decide if I will stay tuned to CBS at 8:00PMcst for the rest of season. I really hope Chuck Lorre supplied the 2.5 men writing staff with plenty of Red Bull & five-hour energy shots…
October 3rd, 2011 12:55 AM
What Charlie did to his bosses was despicable. however, he and the cast had a Midas touch chemistry that you rarely find on TV. There should be a way for charlie to do his penance and return to the show under the condition that he straighten up as he has lost his cuteness and charm due to his drug habit. If he doesn't then he doesn't deserve to return and life will go on. As of now, my son can DVR the re-runs.
If you keep Kutcher, then please get rid of the '70's character and do something smart with him. There's a hugggggeeee audience that wants this show to succeed.
October 2nd, 2011 11:36 PM
I am glad to see that I gave the new show one season, but the more I read, the more I realize this show is done, unless Charley Sheen comes back from the dead. A good show went straight down the toilet. I hope anger management does great!
October 2nd, 2011 8:16 PM
the new two and a half man is boring. The humour is different and not as good as when Charlie was there. Ashton vs Charlie? Charlie wins hands down. To think they are trying to get as many guest stars to get a good rating proves that Ashton cant replace Charlie. The only reason there were lots of viewers on the premiere is because people were curious to see how they were going to end Charlie's character. If it wasn't for the character of Alan, this new show would be extremely boring. BORING !!!! Bring Charlie back or Cancel the show.
October 2nd, 2011 7:44 PM
When I tried to think of who could possibly replace Charlie Sheen, (with a similiar deadpan dry sense of humour, timing and truly unique personality), it was absolutely impossible to think of anyone could would even come close! Yes, Chuck Lorre has to swallow his stubborn pride! Didn't even watch this one, the reviews turned out as I expected- this show has had it!
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October 1st, 2011 8:33 PM
Two strikes and I'm out. This episode was actually worse than the first. The first, at least, had Charlie centered jokes. This one, Kutcher was more grating than ever. The VO from Berta was cringe worthy.
I'm just going to pretend the series had a finale. I'm done.
October 1st, 2011 6:13 PM
Bring Charlie back...I rather watch the old episodes...
October 1st, 2011 4:11 PM
Wow, it’s very possible Chuck Lorre got his new BORING story line from Ashton Kutcher’s “real life”! It’s now being reported Demi Moore left Ashton well before the new season even started.
October 1st, 2011 4:10 PM
I miss Charlie on the show! No one can ever take his place. The chemistry on the old shows just felt right. I tried watching with Ashton but I was totally bored! Not watching anymore just reruns! They are the best! I looked foward to 11pm every night before I went to sleep to watch episodes of two and a half men but they took that away too! Charlie had a rough time in his personal life but you never knew anything based on his performance on the show. I agree, he was in need of help but the show is just not the same anymore.
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October 1st, 2011 3:01 PM
After Sheen's unpleasant craziness, no one wanted the new show to succeed more than I, but after watching the first episode and thinking "well it's new, give it a chance" I watched the second and just thought "this is nauseating" - hate the gratuitous blurred nudity, hate Berta's lascivious drooling over Walden, hate Jake not being there, and most of all hate the moronic character that the writers are forcing on Ashton Kutcher. Is he on drugs? Can't he see how pathetically awful his character is? Something I thought I'd NEVER say: bring back Charlie.
October 1st, 2011 12:08 PM
It is a perfect show for people that have a low IQ.
September 30th, 2011 3:11 PM
Aston is not at all funny. we don't appreciate his near nude appearances. what is the purpose of tht anyway? Charlie was great an you need to find a way to bring him back to the show. If Charlie does not return, we will not watch this show anymore.
September 30th, 2011 10:22 AM
Devoted fans for years - including reruns - will not watch again and only saw the second episode - Kutcher ruins the show and where is Jake in all of this?
September 30th, 2011 12:57 AM
@AB
Let me guess, Aston’s face gives you an erection? Lol
I agree about Roses Rubber Hubby tho!
September 30th, 2011 12:18 AM
Face it charlie screw up those last couple of shows with him chasing rose who was married to a rubber man was has dumb as it could of gotten the show was not funny at all last season and charlie looked burned out all the time and aged very badly I'm giving the new show thumbs up i got tired of charlie chasing rose and her rubber husband i rather watch reruns than last season i can't wait for monday night again continue success