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September 27th, 2011 3:31 AM
well..i thought to give it another chance but yea. It's like bringing 70's show Kelso into 2 1/2 men. although they are trying to change Kutcher into Charlie Harper #2, it's just not working -_- Even Green is kinda ruined as amazing as she is
September 27th, 2011 2:59 AM
The show SUCKS!!!! Bring Charlie back!!!! I'm not watching anymore... BRING HIM BACK!!!!
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September 27th, 2011 2:32 AM
i used to love two and a half men.. loved it loved charlie.. ashton is not bad he is good-looking but he doesn't fit the show,Alan is amazing.. like always but i'm sure he misses Charlie like we all do.. and he can't carry the show.
September 27th, 2011 2:17 AM
Here's how the show will pan out. Walden can't get over Bridget. He takes to drinking and women...lots of women. Then, one night as Walden lays in a drunken stupor on the deck, he suddenly awakes...looks around...looks down and slowly raises his head as this shit eating grin starts to spread across his face, he says, "I'm back!"
Charlie's ghost has possessed poor Walden. The show is saved.
September 27th, 2011 2:07 AM
Glad to read that it is not only me - Ashton is cute but such a BAD actor. He should be a model not actor. It is amazing that the creators of the show don't have a clue who their audience is. It is more a men show not chick flick so having Ashton walking around naked will hardly get higher ratings.
Just bid Ashton good buy and bring Charlie Harper back!!!
September 27th, 2011 2:03 AM
Ashton Kutcher is an accomplished comedic actor, but you would not know it from these last two episodes. As Tammy said, "It's a brand new show". Well, then they should have made a brand new set, got brand new supporting actors, and given it a brand new name. "Two and A Half Men" was Charlie Sheens' Opus. There is no other way to present it.
It is a shame that these two great minds let their cumulative pride outway the incredible success that they both enjoyed.
Coca-Cola tried to change its' recipe and introduced "New Coke". Like New Coke, "New TaaHM" is sweeter, but will never replace the Classic. Hopefully like Coke, CBS and Lorre will see the error in their ways and go back to the Classic.
The only bright spot in this is that I became a fan late in the series life, so I have several years of episodes that I am seeing for the first time. Maybe when I get close to running out, they will have brought Charlie back and I can resume watching new episodes. Until then, coun
September 27th, 2011 1:57 AM
This episode was a nail in the coffin for me. Sorry Chuck, you failed!
September 27th, 2011 1:40 AM
First episode was allright just to see how they wrote out Charlie out witch had some laughs 2nd ep. was awful I didn't laugh at all and know this show won't last without Charlie he was the show no offense to Ashton he is a decent comedic actor just has to much presure to fill for a role Charlie was doing for little less than a decade can't wait for charlies new show anger management which is based off the Adam sandler film from 2003. Charlie sheen 4 life!!
September 27th, 2011 1:16 AM
Wow another disappointing show. I'm ready for waldens wife to take him back . And for the writers to show Charlie Sheen tied up with his stocker. Bring back Charlie or cancel this show . I love Ashton , but he doesn't fit the show format. Wake up writers Charlie say your sorry and let's get back to the Two and a half men we all love and miss, I agree I would rather watch reruns too !
September 27th, 2011 1:16 AM
I tried to like both new shows without Charlie Sheen. There is just something off about the show now. Maybe because I know what happened with Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre and how the show is re-written to permanently exclude Charlie Sheen, the whole chemistry of the show is just off. Sorry Chuck Lorre, despite you not liking Charlie Sheen in the real world, the show was fun to watch and entertaining when Charlie Sheen was on board. I am not saying Aston K. is bad, it just does not work in the new show. The whole show is just off. I rather watch the re-runs.
September 27th, 2011 1:10 AM
I say give it a chance. I remember when Kirsti Alley replaced Shelly Long on cheers at the beginning it was slow but once it got rolling it was good.
The writers just need to work with Ashtons new character
Not sure why they picked Greer for his Ex-wife (not good).
They could of added a strong comedian to play the EX.
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September 27th, 2011 1:00 AM
I wanted to enjoy it and I've kept an open mind, but everything just felt off. Is Walden Schmidt supposed to be smart or is he supposed to be Kelso from that 70s Show? I enjoyed Kutcher's character on that show, but here it doesn't fit. I agree that the writers need to find a better, different, and more consistent way to make Walden likeable. Also, constantly showing Kutcher without clothes isn't a form of smart writing.
And where is Jake? It really is an Allen and Friends series now. But how long will it last if it keeps up like this?
September 27th, 2011 12:59 AM
the show was horrible tonight and im and Ashston fan. Ashton's performance felt like like he was being held back and Alan was just trying too hard to carry the show. Blame it all on the writers and I just want Charlie back. without Charlie, Two and a Half Men is nothing.
September 27th, 2011 12:58 AM
Not the same w/o Charlie. I like Ashton, he is funny but they need new writers ...
September 27th, 2011 12:56 AM
the show was horrible tonight
September 27th, 2011 12:54 AM
If the producers wanted a new show you should have started a new show not try to reinvent this one.
Sorry it's over unless Charlie comes back...
September 27th, 2011 12:46 AM
terrible.Wheres jake at? Ashton kutcher is acting in the same role as he did in the 70s show.it sucks without charlie,I wont be watching anymore.....
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September 27th, 2011 12:42 AM
Gave the show another go......and this week was worse. The mom and leather mask...huh??? Beta lusting over walden.....huh???? Alan's morning wood...huh??? Nothing funny about any of it.....far from clever comedy......maybe if you're 18. Haven't laughed once in two two episodes.....not what I'm used to ......I watch two and a half men to get my laugh on.....not clinch with pain and suffer through it.....I bet Charlie is sitting back getting his laugh on for sure! This won't last another season...and thank god!
September 27th, 2011 12:36 AM
If theyre going to call this show "two and a half men" and theyre going to use the same premise (with a girl every episode going towards the hot guy and running away from alan) then you have to expect comparisons to the original show with charlie sheen. Personally i agree there is no chemistry between kutcher and cryer and we barely see the kid anymore. It seems very forced and even cryer seems like he knows it so he is trying harder. Either bring charlie sheen back or cancel the show entirely.
September 27th, 2011 12:26 AM
OMG!! What were you people thinking getting Ashton kutcher to replace Charlie sheen, you were better off just canceling the show for good. I rather watch the reruns with Charlie sheen...this show will not last.
September 27th, 2011 12:22 AM
Thumbs down
When the greatest guy on earth can't say F you to his boss, then what hope is there for the rest of us? Our hero is lost and so is the show.
September 27th, 2011 12:20 AM
I like Ashton Kutcher, but not as replacement for Charlie.
September 27th, 2011 12:15 AM
The show tonight was just horrible. With the exception of the interaction between Alan and his mother (and Berta carries her own, though I agree they shouldn't change profile with the voice over) the chemistry and flow is so poor that it's terrible to watch whats happening to the show. There are moments where people don't seem to know what to do or say with each other. Alan's role seems to be contrived and forced. And the chemistry and the flow is not helped by the disjointed age relationships. I also agree This is just terrible. The writing is just terrible. This is a train wreck in slow motion.
It'll last the season, but at the rate it's going, that's it.
To make matters worse, after the news tonight, I picked up a rerun of last year's "Twanging Your Magic Clanger" - and by comparison, it was hilarious. I did laugh in tonight's episode, but only twice. Last year's truncated season was easily where Charlie was at his worse, yet after watching tonights show, it seemed like a
September 27th, 2011 12:09 AM
I JUST MISS CHARLIE SHEEN PERIOD
September 27th, 2011 12:07 AM
JON CRYER WAS FUNNY AS ALWAYS.THE NEW GUY NOT SO MUCH.HE JUST SEEMS TO BE THE SAME CHARACTER AS HE WAS IN THAT 70'S SHOW SHOW