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September 27th, 2011 11:51 AM
It's been awhile since Ashton worked a sitcom. His delivery and timing is off. I think, after a few more epi's things will start to settle into a comfortable pace for AK. I'm sure the writers don't want him depicting the "half man" of the title.
September 27th, 2011 11:42 AM
Absolutely Awful! They should have just eneded the show!
September 27th, 2011 11:40 AM
Show was horrible. Chuck Lorre is a maggot, just like Charlie said. LOSING!!!!! big time
September 27th, 2011 11:39 AM
I am an ashton fan so I am not hating on Ashton ... But the screenwriters suck for this show now. These last 2 episodes have been pathetic. I know it had record views but that was because all the media about Charlie and the interest in seeing what the show was going to be like but people will be dropping like flies if this continues.
September 27th, 2011 11:34 AM
2 chances to keep me, FAIL.
September 27th, 2011 11:32 AM
Absolutely awful. I can't relate to Kutcher's character. I mean seriously, two grown men punching each other after seeing a Volkswagon Beetle? Not funny. His ex wife was funny as Herb's sister, but does fit as the woman Kuchter can't get over. Charlie Sheen cannot be replaced as he was the center of the crazy dynamic that was the Harper family. Took off my DVR schedule and will not watch anymore.
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September 27th, 2011 11:26 AM
How do you spell LAME ASS ? ASHTON KUTCHER !
September 27th, 2011 11:20 AM
Kutcher may work out if he can due a bit of nubbing against
Alan. Currently, there is none which is why many are complaining
about lack of chemistry. With Sheen hardly a paragraph was
spoken that didn't include a rip against his brother. In this
show Kutcher is a bit too sweet, and Alan is just filled with
allot of envy. They got the envy right since that was what Alan
felt for Charlie, but a good ripping by Walden will bring back
the show. Possibly the buildup to this contrast is what the big
payoff will be. Since they are new to each other its best to let
it happen slowly to make it believable.
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September 27th, 2011 11:16 AM
Huuuge Strike 2!! This show officially blowwwws!
September 27th, 2011 11:15 AM
Yah, these critics are right on. Charlie's self-confidence anchored the show, and it was funny when he lost it. Now no one's got it, and it's not funny. I expected Walden to be a strong character, just not Charlie. But he is a wimp. Will it be funny if he matures, or will he remain a child? Maybe Jake will be the mature one! Yes, Allen looks way old! And Berta fantasizing about young Walden? That didn't work for me. Is Rose done? Walden's Ex has got nothing. And one "gay" scene might have been funny, but now it looks like anything goes from here. And were there more commercials, or is it just me? Yes, I'm disappointed and won't be watching much longer.
September 27th, 2011 11:13 AM
All I have to say is I love Walden's house. All that Star Wars stuff .... I could live there.
September 27th, 2011 11:13 AM
The only thing that kept me awake during the episode was the annoying laugh track. Big fan of the old show this new one is just dumb, dumb, dumb.
September 27th, 2011 11:12 AM
I tried watching last night to see if it was any better than the previous week. This used to be my favorite show, but I changed the channel halfway through. Either bring back Charlie or dump this show. It's completely lost me because it's just too painful to watch Ashton attempt to act. Put Charlie Sheen back on and send stupid Ashton back to doing "punk" shows.
September 27th, 2011 11:11 AM
The show is soo over!! I loved Charlie Sheen. This was my boyfriend and I's favorite show. It is just over. They should of let Charlie come back, it would of had huge ratings. Judy Greer was already on the show, so that was dumb. We both hated how Ashton and Jon woke up naked on eachother. That is right when my boyfriend stated, "we are not watching this anymore". It just got soo lame. We will be watching House on Fox at 9 now....easy decision.
September 27th, 2011 11:02 AM
OMG! What did you do to two and a half men? It was my favorite show with Charlie Sheen and cast. It had chemistry. The new 2 and 1/2 men is downright stupid. Ashton is remaking his character from "that 70's show" or creating a character which is rich but "challenged". This version will nite make it. I have already given up. Now we hear Ashton's personal life is starting to mirror Sheens. What's wrong Ashton Demi too much of a woman to handle? Sleeping with bimbos now?
September 27th, 2011 10:45 AM
The writing better get an overhaul quick or I'm gone. This show was worse than the first one...and that's saying a lot. I cannot stand Berta as the dirty old woman, Alan as the seasoned but silly man, and Ashton as WHAT? Is he mentally/socially/emotionally challenged? If that's going to be the case, then it's going to be a long 30 minutes that I'd rather not put myself through. The last season of 2.5 was almost a parody of itself. Thus far, this new season is even worse. Get a grip Chuck! But don't feel too bad; the show was tanking anyway. Nothing lasts forever.
September 27th, 2011 10:43 AM
Not really liking Ashton, the show reminds me of That 70s show. I miss Charlie's one liners to his brother and nephew! Not really that funny.... sorry Ashton, stick with Romantic Comedies/Action! :)
September 27th, 2011 10:37 AM
Look "fuck" lovely name I have to say.No the show was funny. I am not racist or anything but they are giving the show a bunch of homosexual overtones. They are trying to reach the Beavis and Butthead target group and the woman to keep coming back to see Aston naked or in a towel. Come on. He is better than that. Don't they think that his acting alone can win the audience, obviously not.. Jake, I am not even sure if he has a part in the show. Think that he has only had three lines since the start of the new season.. Anyone hungry. The setting on the couch scene and last night. Dad, Dad and that was it.
Now they are bringing in new characters.. Now ask yourself, why would you buy a beach house when you live in a huge mansion and you are trying to get your wife back. Just because you got lucky with two girls and if you loved you wife and wanted to work it out.. why the two girls.. Either you are a man whore or you are a guy in love with his wife and want her back. So we are not simple
September 27th, 2011 10:31 AM
i'm not such a big fan of ashton kutcher but i like him a hell of a lot more than i do charlie sheen!!!
September 27th, 2011 10:30 AM
I caught in out of pure curiosity to see if it was going to be better than the premiere. I have to say.. NO... There is just too much innuendo to "certain" things. I am an open minded person but is it just me or does Alan seem more gay this season. And I think that Aston's chararcter is on the brink of questioning his own "needs". What was up with Berta? That isn't her..I mean yeah she can be a bit naughty but this is way out there.. Why don't they just move Two and a Half men to FX so they can finally show nudity cause it seems that is what the network is relying on to save the show. And his mother.. We always knew that she was out there..and that she was into alternative lifestyles, but we didn't really want to see or in this case hear them. But I guess there is no chance for a Charlie return now. The lawsuits have been said and done and I don't think that there is much chance after the settlement. Unless the creator comes to his senses and truly wants to save his show. I think that
September 27th, 2011 10:24 AM
Strike 2 ... one more like last PM and I am out. It seemed like more commercials than show ... of course how bad last PM show was that was a plus ...
September 27th, 2011 10:22 AM
I really think they should change the name of the show to Two and a Half WHINERS.
We were used to Allan's WHINING but there other cast members to bounce off and forget about the WHINING ALLAN. This NEW SHOW is a half hour of Two and a Half WHINERS. I tuned into Two and a Half Men (with Charlie) for laughs NOT to listen to two grown men WHINE and WHINE and Whine. Time for CBC to pull the plug on TWO AND A HALF WHINERS!!!!!
September 27th, 2011 10:17 AM
I never understood why so many people liked Charlie. Still don't. FUCK CHARLIE :)
September 27th, 2011 10:16 AM
I really think the show should be changed to Two and a Half WHINERS.
Alan (Jon Cryer) was always a whiner but with the other cast members to bounce off there was plenty of other funny stuff to deflect the whining of Al.
This new show is a half hour of listening to
September 27th, 2011 10:12 AM
For the love of God Ashton, come home and, stop embarrassing yourself.
The kids are crying and they don't want to see you make a fool of your self anymore.