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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

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Welcome to the 69th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, a Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is LuckyBastarda. Congratulations and well done.

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to SealTheDeal, Lashez and bebe durrani. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Keep Walking, Damon!

Damon: Wow ... I know you have to take care of Jeremy now, but I didn't think you were in THIS much financial trouble, Elena.

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Damon: "I always thought you were like Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Katherine: "No, I think I'm more like Darla or Drusilla."
Damon: "Well who am I?"
Katherine: "Well you're selfish and always want to be with someone who's already taken so I guess that means you're Cordelia."
Damon: "..."

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Damon: Katherine!
Katherine: What??
Damon: I was going to wear that same outfit tonight! You know I look smexy in purple!

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Damon: Wait! Lupin and Tonks die?!?!
Katherine: Yep
Damon: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Katherine: can we just say its a tie?
Damon: no, because its no fun if there isn't a winner
Katherine: well, i'm not gonna spend the rest of eternity trying to win a staring contest against you.

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katherine: you're welcome
damon: for what?
katherine: you didn't seriously think you could get into that club without me did you?

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Damon: "I should probably just kill you now and save myself from a ton of doppelganger hi-jinx the rest of the season, but I think I'll just strut away in my leather pants thinking about Elena."

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Katherine: Ok Damon, why did you want to meet me?
Damon: you know it's quite pathetic how you always show up when I ask you to. You really want Stefan, but you show up in hopes of getting me just to piss him off. It's not going to happen.
Katherine: you think you're clever don't you?
Damon: You can track and kill Stefan so I can get Elena. NOW I think I'm clever.

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Damon:Katherine?
Katherine: No, I'm Elena...duh you stupid ass
Damon: How am i suppose to tell the difference?
Katherine: My hair is curled....

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Katherine don't look at me like that I didn't just come from Elena's house i swear!

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Damon: What are you doing here.
Katherine: The heel of my shoe is stuck in a crack in the wall.
Damon: Ha! Ha! Now you're on your own.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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