The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 68

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Welcome to the 68th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is ... drum roll ... zzzz!

The winning caption entry appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go out to olaf78, TVDobsessesd, LuckyBastarda and DamonElena.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

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Elena: "Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..."

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John: Elena, as your father it's my responsibility to give you 'The Talk'... Elena: Umm, John I really don't think that that's necessary. Dating a vampire remember? John: True, but somehow I don't think that's going to last considering how he's become a murderous bloodsucker again. So this is just for future reference.


John: Elena, as your father it's my responsibility to give you 'The Talk'... Elena: Yeah, well you can't talk if you're dead. Goodbye John!


John: Yeah right like anyone's going to believe that I committed suicide. Katherine: Not even with this handwritten suicide note? I killed Alison. I lost my temper because she knew too much, but there's only so much you can bury. It won't be that easy, but I know to get rid of the pain. I can't run from the law. Come and find me. - John


Katherine: You're supposed to be dead. John: Pot, kettle, black?!


Katherine: I thought you were dead? John: Nah, still got a couple of Horcruxes left


Elena: Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends...


Elena: Wow. I guess I must have cared for you more than I realised if I'm hallucinating about you now. John: Elena, relax. I'm not a hallucination - I'm a ghost! Isn't that great? Elena: Yeah...just great...yay...


Katherine: Aren't you dead?
John: Yes, yes I am.


John: Elena, you look so much like your mother. Katherine: Hmmm, so there's nobody else who I share even more of a resemblance with?


Katherine: I know I'm extraordinarily beautiful but I swear if you don't stop staring at me like that I'll carve out your eyes!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]