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John: Elena, i think its time we should have the S-E-X talk.
Elena: Oh come on, cant you see im making dinner?!

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Nina: U must vote 4 me n make sure i win or else u gona get it! John: For a millionth tym,im not a teenager!! I cant vote for u. Nina: U r my dad in the show n u r supposed to do/give me anythg i want! N while we r stil on that topic,i want a white pony,a doll house n the new Barbie girl set for my 18th bday! David; Wat r u,3? Nina: Ok then,i want male strippers,a trip to the Carribean n i want to hav a girl/girl relationship! David: Wateva u want sweetie,u r now of legal age. Its a gud thg i wont be around to see that.

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John: didn't you stab me the last time I saw you in the kitchen? Katherine: yeah.... The knifes are still I'm reach so don't piss me off.

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John: now before I die Elena I wanted to tell you to make sure to always eat your veggies. "Elena": John it's katherine. John: god why do you always do this to me?!

Danielle50

John: This is not the right time Katherine.
Katherine: I come when I am ready and not when I am called.

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Aww, thanks babi :)

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"Elena: Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..."

BEST. CAPTION. EVER.

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Elena: Okay, now this is just getting weird. I mean you're dead and you're still keeping tabs on me. It's a little creepy.

John: Oh no, don't worry about it. I'm actually here to have a word with Jeremy so he can help move my soul into the afterlife.

Elena: Oh. He's upstairs but you'll have to join the queue behind all his old girlfriends.

Krissytina97

I know I should feel really uncomfortable right now but then I think, Jeremy sees dead people too and i feel so much better.

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I thought I made it clear that I wanted you to put a coaster under every cup you use.



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