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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

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The 67th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest has come and gone. Did you get your submission in on time?

Many thanks to all who did, and a special shout-out to "Mrs. Salvatore." This user made us laugh the hardest with the entry posted below. Check it out now and don't fret if you didn't win:

There's always next week!

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Vicki: I now call the Supernatural Lovers Support Group to order.

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Ronjay2309

Vicky: I met mom.
Matt: What? Where? I told her to leave, for good. But, how is she? Is she okay?
Vicky: Yup. (smirks)
Tyler (looking at Kelly right behind Matt): Stop giving me that look, I told you that was one time. You're my best friend's ghost mother, I can't.

Ronjay2309

Vicky: I met mom.
Matt: What? Where? I told her to leave, for good. But, how is she? Is she okay?
Vicky: Yup.
Tyler (looking at Kelly right behind Matt): Stop giving me that look, I told you that was one time. You're my best friend's ghost mother, I can't.

Ronjay2309

Vicky: Guess what, Tyler has a micro penis.
Tyler (thinking): I hope he didn't hear that. I'm just gonna pretend I can't see her.
Matt (thinking): Okay, if I'm starting to laugh now, he thinks I'm crazy. So just ignore her, Matt. Just ignore her.
Vicky: It's getting awkward, huh?

Ronjay2309

Matt: Okay, it's cool that you're back and all, but you really need to stop painting my face every night.
Vicky: But I'm bored, because ghosts don't sleep. And by the way, the eyeliner suits you well.
Tyler (thinking): It really does.

Ronjay2309

Vicky: So, I'm back for revenge and I hope you can see and hear me, because I'm gonna tell you some things about Tyler...
Tyler: Oh god..
Vicky:...starting with the size of his penis.
Tyler:Just shut up.
Matt: Who are you talking to?
Tyler: Thank god! Er.. never mind, let's order.

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Matt: "So how was the fortune teller?"
Viki: "A complete fraud. She said I'm going to die twice! Work that one out."

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Matt: "You've been human, vampire and now you're a ghost. If you're that unhappy with who you are, why can't you just get a boob job like other girls."

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Tyler: So Jeremy now has the ability to see your ghost because he was brought back by a magical spell?
Vicki: Yeah and it looks like they found another werewolf for Klaus's spell. I've been floating around.
Tyler: Yeah they found another wolf.
Matt(unable to see Vicki): Who are you talking to?

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Vikie: hey Maty, Ty, i'm back. Tyler: aren't you supposed to be dead? Vikie: Yeah, but lotsof people on this show hve died and are still around. Almos everyone- Jeremy, Stefan, Damon, Caroline, Katherine, in fact i died twice. Tyler: that is true.

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Tyler: I really think it's cool that you're a fan and all, but did you really have to plaster my face all over your back.
Vicki: I think it looks great. You should wear it more often.
Matt: Why not? You're part of the new pride of mystic falls. But if it bothers you so much you can tear it apart later.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

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