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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 66

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The show may be off the air for a couple months, but that isn't stopping readers from participating in The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

After sorting through a series of entries, we've awarded this week's top prize to KrissyTina97, a user who actually submitted two submissions that made us laugh. There's the one posted below, and there's this runner-up: "Rock, Paper, Scissors..." Simple, but effective.

Thanks to all for playing and please do so every week!

Elena Caption Pic

Katerina: Lord Elijah, you must tell me the name of your hairdresser.

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Elijah: allow me to introduce myself, im elijah Katherine: yes i know,u have a brother who is in competition for my affections, u both try to impress me, and one of u has a tendancy to get wat he wants Elijah: i feel like this storyline already exists Kstherine: it does, 500 yrs into the future Elijah: how do u know? Katharine: oops, sorry, i forgot u arent up to date like i am, ive been reading L.j Smith's material....i forgot u dont have the books yet

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Yum! I was craving a knuckle sandwich!

Rhianna speranzo

Klaus:You smell extraordinary. What are you wearing?
Katherine: Eau de Bieber

Danielle50

Elijah: Hello Katerina, my name is Elijah. You would come between my brother and me. Furthermore, you will come between another set of brothers in 500 years.
Katerina: Would I live that long?

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Elijah: I need to stop falling in love with girls based on there looks.
Katerina: Now why is falling in love with a beautiful girl so bad?
Elijah: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!! FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AGO I MET SOMEONE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER AND IF MY BROTHER DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS THERE WILL BE A GIRL THAT WILL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU BORN ON 500 YEARS!!!!
Katerina: Why do the brothers I really love always freak out after they know me for some time?

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Elijah: Blow the candles out, Looks like a solo tonight.
Katherine: Shut up.

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Elijah: WE MADE AN AWKWARD TURTLE!

Uncle jackass

Elijah: "Is that type A blood I smell?"
Katerina: "Excuse me?"
Elijah: "Never mind, your not to my tastes. I'll wait for the next one."

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Elijah:Its called charm
Katerina:Really because I call it herpes

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Katerina:Why did you stop?
Elijah:Exactly how many sets of brothers have you been with?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.