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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

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The 65th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest was a close on.

Reader "lillian" made us laugh with a reference to Stefan's "Tuesday look," but our staff has awarded this week's top entry to "Tessa Willingale." She cracked us up with the words she put on Damon and Stefan's mouth.

Check out the winner below and don't worry if you didn't think of it: There's always next time!

Hi There, Elena

Stefan: After 3?
Damon: Yes. After three. One... two ... three: SMOLDER ATTACK!!!

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Stephan: I wonder if my teeth are that white?
Damon: I know she wants me.
Elena: blah,blah,blah,blah

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And you're sure you're happy with a blouse that color?

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Stefan: I think your right Damon
Damon: See I told you
Elana: Whats that...
Damon: We want Lindsey Lohan she knows how to party, your just a bump on the log.

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Damon: Guess what I am pretending that I have my hand on?
Elena: Whatever....

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Stefan: Make A Choice yet?
Damon: we are waiting for an answer.
Elena: You want me to make a choice? Stefan still in love with Katherine, Damon tries to kill me to save me... Hmmm I pick Tyler at least the werewolf hasn't tried to drink my blood.

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elena: so guys.. im making a change... stephen you're out, damon youre in.. sorry
stephen.. damon is just always saving me and you're nowhere to be seen.. just cant have that stephen: are you serious?... but i love you! Damon: hell yea.. im for it.. take a hike stephen!

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Damon to Stephan: come on Stephan let her in so she can have fun torturing us both. She is so good at it!
Stephan to elana: so elana which one of us do u want to seduce today?

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Stefan: Hmm, I think the left one is bigger, don't you? Damon: Who cares as long as I get to see 'em!

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Stefan: What's she smell like to you Damon, O+ or B-, I think B-?
Damon: Well since you are a Vegan Vamp, most of the time, I'll bite her and let you know. Grrrr

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Stefan: Huh, really with the both of us??
Damon: oh, yeah

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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