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Stefan: Ok, let me get this straight. . .you want to hook up with Bill Compton, Sookies old squeeze?

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Stefan: So, I'm liking the purple top, but the holes in the jeans have got to go.
Damon: I don't know, Stefan. I kind of like the red top with the leather jacket.
Elena: Did you hear what I said? Klaus is coming to get me!
Damon and Stefan: *still studying Elena's outfit*
Elena: Tonight!
Damon: Are you wearing clean underwear? I heard somewhere that you don't want to die wearing dirty underwear.
Elena: Are you kidding me?
Stefan: No, he's right. I read that somewhere too.
Elena: That's it! I'm jumping out the freaking window!

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elana ~ im a lesbian
stefan ~ excuse me?
damon ~ welcome to the dark side

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Stefan: How are you feeling, Elena? Do you feel strange?
Elena: I'm starting to remember things. I remember Damon telling me he loves me.
Stefan (to Damon): I told you history would NOT be repeating itself and you went and told her you loved her anyway?
Damon (to Stefan): I compelled her to forget. She couldn't remember unless ...
Elena: That's right boys. I'm a vampire and Damon, I love you too.
Stefan (to Damon): You just had to give her your blood, didn't you? You ... wait, what?

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Elana ~ ok tell me the truth are you two incestually gay?
Stefan ~ Excuse me? uh Where did you hear that?
Elana ~ Katarina said you two were wonderful together and a sight to see and she had photographs and I just didnt get it until now!
Damon ~ Humm Yeah we are good together arent we?

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Elena:: you wont believe this but someone has pictures of us ::cough:: intimately! They want to print it in some magazine!
Stefan:: Excuse me who has what and how?
Damon:: ::wispering:: I remember those...nice....2 grand per..still got the negatives..::loud voice:: Yeah who what and how?

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Damon: What are we, five?
Elena: I'm not going to let Bonnie remove the spell until you two work out your issues.
Stefan: Can I get some bunny blood?
Elena: No, but you should both get out and enjoy the sunlight. Oh wait, you can't.
Damon: Real mature, Elena.
Elena: You'd know.

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Damon says to Aleana: you look like a size zero... maybe you need 2 in ya. (Smirk)
Stephan looks like he may be confused...this could work he thinks in his head.

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Elena: You two can pretend to be plumbers all you want, but a threesome is NEVER going to happen.
Damon (to Stefan): So, wanna go find Katherine?
Stefan: Right behind you.
Elena: Seriously?

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Elena to Damon: You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.



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