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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

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The 65th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest was a close on.

Reader "lillian" made us laugh with a reference to Stefan's "Tuesday look," but our staff has awarded this week's top entry to "Tessa Willingale." She cracked us up with the words she put on Damon and Stefan's mouth.

Check out the winner below and don't worry if you didn't think of it: There's always next time!

Hi There, Elena

Stefan: After 3?
Damon: Yes. After three. One... two ... three: SMOLDER ATTACK!!!

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Say you set the DVR for the Walking Dead Series! Because if you didn't my friend here is going to unleash his can of hungry fairies on you. Believe me they are like pirañas! It will only take seconds and you'll be gone!

Rhianna speranzo

Damon: What a disgusting costume! Its so realistic.
Stefan: umm i dont think thats a costume...

Rhianna speranzo

Damon: Didnt you get the memo?
Stefan: Ya today was grey day with optional smolder.

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Elena: Well, I wanted to let you both know that I am leaving the both of you because I am in love with Justin Bieber! Stephen: What??? Have you lost your mind? Damon: Well Steph I knew it was only a matter of time before she caught the Bieber fever too! (Damon says to Elena)-What, is it the hair?

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Elena: Well, I wanted to let you both know that I am leaving the both of you because I am in love with Justin Bieber!
Stephen: What??? Have you lost your mind?
Damon: Well Steph I knew it was only a matter of time before she caught the Bieber fever too! (Damon says to Elena)-What, is it the hair?

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Stefan: "now that I have turned to the dark side, I am leaving you with my understudy (damon) to do with what you please!" Elena/Damon (thought bubble) finally!!!! Yes!!!

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elena ~ i want to know what it is like to be with damon
stefan ~ you what? are you dumping me?
damon ~ yeah im hot... score!. heh.

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Um, so your dentist says you need implants?

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elena ~ I have to tell you something I uh
stefan ~ yes?...
elena ~ I am uh ... a werecat
stfan ~ say that again
elena ~ a werecat i am half cat
damon ~ here kitty kitty i have catnip!

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elana ~ I dont know how to handle being in a relationship with a furry. I mean Stefan that is what klouse has planned for you. I cant seem to get over ... well .. it disturbs me if we were kissing and you hacked up a fur ball or something and I just cant see being intimate with animals.
stefan ~ are you sure we have to talk about this this cant be happening
damon ~ oh yeah so what are you doing for dinner?::ponders::hey wait since i took that blood will i be a furry? shhhhh she wont know ha ha yeah i can play this game

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.