Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 264

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Welcome to the 264th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest is shred. Congratulations and well done.

The winning entry appears beneath the picture. Honorable mentions go out to Aries93 and jennay. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next week!

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Jackson: So whose wedding is this? I can't keep up.

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April: (thinking to herself) Put on your best smile, don't look behind, don't look behind, because if you do, you'll feel jealous all over again...

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Lexie: Jackson, how come you got an acting award ??? Seriously???

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Lexie: (thinking) If i want to get back to mark, i should put littles bombs in those pink balls on my right. So i'm gonna be "traumatized", i'll get crazy, Jackson is gonna be scared of me, he's gonna leave me and mark is gonna take care of me. Perfect plan! Jackson: (Thinking) Oh Lexie looks like an angel...

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Lexie: Avery, don't turn around but that's the Asian lady from my dream the other night!
Avery: The one that choked you to death at the sushi bar then ran off with me? Hot.
Lexie: I hate you.

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Lexie: What's wrong? I just felt you tense up.
Avery: It's that man back there, the one with the rectangle-shaped hair on his forehead. He's my biological father.
Lexie: Oh, I thought you were black. You think you know a person.

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Asian woman: I am gonna slap that bitch up front who stole my look!
April: I'm not going to turn around. That Asian woman will slap me. Lexie: This is hilarious!
Jackson: You're so stupid sometimes, babe.

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Asian Woman: Lexackson is going to make me barf, as if the wedding wasn't gushy enough. I feel it coming up now

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Lexie: Do you think we should tell April she has a "kick me" sign on her butt?
Avery: No, then we will have a legit reason to kick her butt later!

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Bailey: Does anyone object to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace!
April: I do! Finally I get some drama on Grey's Anatomy!

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Lexie: Ha! Look at April all alone...
Avery: Im so glad we have each other.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss.

Derek

[narrating] "At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know. If you're willing to throw caution to the wind and take a chance, the view from the other side... is spectacular."

MEREDITH