Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 264

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Welcome to the 264th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest is shred. Congratulations and well done.

The winning entry appears beneath the picture. Honorable mentions go out to Aries93 and jennay. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next week!

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Jackson: So whose wedding is this? I can't keep up.

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April: (thinking to herself) Put on your best smile, don't look behind, don't look behind, because if you do, you'll feel jealous all over again...


Lexie: Jackson, how come you got an acting award ??? Seriously???


Lexie: (thinking) If i want to get back to mark, i should put littles bombs in those pink balls on my right. So i'm gonna be "traumatized", i'll get crazy, Jackson is gonna be scared of me, he's gonna leave me and mark is gonna take care of me. Perfect plan! Jackson: (Thinking) Oh Lexie looks like an angel...


Lexie: Avery, don't turn around but that's the Asian lady from my dream the other night!
Avery: The one that choked you to death at the sushi bar then ran off with me? Hot.
Lexie: I hate you.


Lexie: What's wrong? I just felt you tense up.
Avery: It's that man back there, the one with the rectangle-shaped hair on his forehead. He's my biological father.
Lexie: Oh, I thought you were black. You think you know a person.


Asian woman: I am gonna slap that bitch up front who stole my look!
April: I'm not going to turn around. That Asian woman will slap me. Lexie: This is hilarious!
Jackson: You're so stupid sometimes, babe.


Asian Woman: Lexackson is going to make me barf, as if the wedding wasn't gushy enough. I feel it coming up now


Lexie: Do you think we should tell April she has a "kick me" sign on her butt?
Avery: No, then we will have a legit reason to kick her butt later!


Bailey: Does anyone object to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace!
April: I do! Finally I get some drama on Grey's Anatomy!


Lexie: Ha! Look at April all alone...
Avery: Im so glad we have each other.

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Meredith (closing voiceover)

Burke was- He took something from me. He took little pieces of me, little pieces over time, so small I didn't even notice, you know? He wanted me to be something I wasn't, and I made myself into what he wanted. One day I was me Cristina Yang, and then suddenly I was lying for him, and jeopardizing my career, and agreeing to be married and wearing a ring, and being a bride. Until I was standing there in a wedding dress with no eyebrows, and I wasn't Cristina Yang anymore. And even then, I would've married him. I would have. I lost myself for a long time. And now that I'm finally me again, I can't. I love you. I love you more than I loved Burke. I love you. And that scares the crap out of me because when you asked me to ignore Teddy's page, you took a piece of me, and I let you. And that will never happen again.