Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 261

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Welcome back to the 261st Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is McAnonymous. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Stacy, Callie puts the OR in Ortho and Lehahaha. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck next time!

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Alex: Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I win. I always win.
Cristina: Well, you don't wanna play with me.
Alex: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Lucy is leaving to Africa.
Cristina: No, you don't win. I'm pregnant... again.
Owen: Again? What?

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Owen: "Christina you really shouldn't be drinking..."
Christina: " Do you know something I don't?!"
Alex: "*Burps* Haha, yup."

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Cristina to Owen:you really need to do something about those nose hairs.
Alex: *sigh*

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Alex: I'm just a lonely boy, lonely and blue. I'm all alone with no one to do. Owen: You promised me that if I let you take out that guy's liver that you would share my sausage. Cristina: I don't do sausage.

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Owen: I'm on your side here, your good at surgery I think you should stick to it.
Cristina: Whatever, you know what, I don't care anymore.
Alex: It doesn't matter anyway, things never turn out how you want.

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Alex has a right to be depressed. honey. He fell in love with a woman with no face,he gave her a face and she turned out to be Looney Tunes. Then he marries his best friend, he nurses her through cancer and she leaves him. He needs me Christina. I can't leave him.Not even for you.

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As I was saying, all you needed to sew the patient up was with a butterfly bandaid. It was way cool!

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Owen: So you see Joe, this is why Cristina isn't going to be Chief Resident.
Cristina: Will you just shut-up? This is exactly why I'm here drowning down my sorrows in alcohol.
Alex: I'm drunk.

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Owen: I was right...I'm always right and you need to listen to me.
Christina: (hearing) blah..blah...blah
(thinking) God, he's sexy...I wanna do him right now on this bar.
Karev: I wonder if that hose behind the bar is hooked up to booze.

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Owen, Christina what did you expect from me. You are a surgeon and that's all. I didn't mean to hurt you, but I'm not going to lie. We are going home now and you will be the wife you are supposed to be. Alex wha are you looking at?

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owen: Christina you know im always right so give up and give it up NOW
Christina: whatever and as for giving you any, i hope the couch is comfy
owen: what? are you kidding? i need sex
christina: well im already drunk but will be pleasuring myself, WITHOUT YOU
Alex:damn, the bitch took my job and im not getting laid either

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