Gossip Girl Review: Call Me Serena!

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If nothing else, the Russell Thorpe story line can no longer be called boring.

In the first installment of Gossip Girl's two-part season finale, Bart's old partner was exposed as a sociopath and possible murderer - one setting his sights on the ultimate revenge, holding the one thing Chuck truly covets in life in a precarious position.

Let's backtrack and break down how Russell and Blair ended up on the roof ...

Mr. Louis Waldorf

Despite predictable developments and serious plot holes, "Shattered Bass" was entertaining for the most part and featured some terrific cameos and one-liners.

Blair and Louis' love affair is in full bloom, although I certainly didn't sense a lot of chemistry between them this week. Partly because B was seeing Chuck a lot.

She spends a lot of time worrying about Chuck for someone supposedly so enthralled with Louis, doesn't she? The writers sure glossed over Chuck's abuse fast.

Princess Sophie even had B tailed to prove that she was being dishonest with Louis. This begs the question: If she reveals her dark side, will he still want her?

He claims he will, but it looks far from certain. Those unsavory elements of B's personality are what forms the magnetism Chuck feels with Blair and vice versa.

Princess Sophie was won over, though, thanks to Cyrus. Wallace Shawn once again proved he is the man, and not just because of his Princess Bride reference.

Meanwhile, in thoroughly confusing Chuck news mostly redeemed by the return of Desmond Harrington as Jack, Raina called in Evil Uncle Bass. For REVENGE.

Jack then got in touch with Russell and plotted to take down Chuck, because Raina was to amateurish. Then Jack enlisted some thugs to force Chuck into rehab.

It's a good thing this was a setup - to trap Russell into rifling through Chuck's stuff with him supposedly locked away - because it was unrealistic on many levels.

Russell falling for it was amazing in a sense, but he was pretty desperate. The surveillance tape Russell wanted so hard didn't prove Bart Bass' guilt, but his own.

Jack's Back

It was great, and admittedly unexpected, to see Jack take Chuck's side on this one, and noble of young Bass to let Russell walk with the same deal Bart had offered him.

Then Nate had to go and open his pretty mouth.

Having heard the truth from Nate, Raina called her dad to tell him he may as well be dead to her too. Betrayed, reeling and crazy, Russell hatched a plan for revenge.

Just as Chuck went to make a last-ditch effort to win over Blair at her public, royal debut with Louis, she was lured again by her star-crossed flame to Charlies' Place.

The roof of the hotel he's building, that is. Only Russell Thorpe awaited her, not Chuck. Will he bookend his career of torching buildings with Bass love interests inside?

Will Chuck stop him in the nick of time, only to win Blair's heart back from Louis? And is Raina's mom actually dead? We'll have to see when the season wraps May 16.

While all this was happening, Charlie went off her medication.

What she takes it for, why she stopped taking it, why she left evidence of not taking it in plain view, and how missing one dose made her NUTS in about three hours?

All very unclear. But that's where we're at right now.

She Wants That Lab

After Dan invited Charlie to a fundraiser at Constance (which hilariously featured the return of Katy and Iz, along with those Gossip Girl fans who are like 12), Charlie freaked that she had nothing to wear, then showed up in Serena’s Cotillion dress!

This was absurdly awesome moment #1 of Charlie's story line: Serena's reaction and her cousin's insistence that it was a Nina Ricci number she bought once she got access to the Rhodes Trust Fund (another confusing plot element I won't get into).

Awesome moment #2? Charlie deciding she wants to get Humphreyed in Headmistress Queller’s office, slipping out of that dress like it was on fire, thrusting Serena-esque cleavage at Dan ... then breathlessly moaning for him to CALL HER SERENA!

Dan, understandably, backed off at that point.

While this would have been a top five Gossip Girl sex scene (maybe it even still counts, given some of the camera angles), Dan did the right thing coming to his sense there. The question is what happens next week when Charlie becomes even more unhinged.

Vanessa is coming to the rescue there, at least! Appearing out of nowhere and guaranteeing herself at least a 9 on this week's Gossip Girl Round Table, she and Serena called truce so they could share notes on Rufus and Charlie and her meds for some reason.

The more I write about it, the more I enjoyed some of the vintage Gossip Girl elements of this episode. By no means was it one of the show's best, but it'll be interesting to see how next week plays out and what note Season Four goes out on.

What did you think of last night's Gossip Girl? Discuss!


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Chuck broke my heart in his brief scene with Blair. He genuinely has no idea how to even begin to handle her engagement to Louis. I really believe that Chuck will show how much he loves Blair in 4.22. Team Dark Knight FTW!


Great episode! Exciting, fast-paced, dramatic and full of twists and turns. Glad that the Thorpe storyline finally got interesting (although Raina didn't). Can't wait to see how Chuck saves Blair next week!


Oh God I'm getting sick of all this abuse crap. It was never their intention for Chuck to be abusive. GG never sent a good message and if you think it's sending a bad message to teenage girls, it always has, sex, lies, drugs, drinking. If anyone is offended then they shouldn't watch if they don't like it and make sure their child doesn't watch. I've watched GG since I was a teen and in no time did I ever see the glamorization of it all and want to go do it myself or allow it in my life. You all dont give teens enough credit. Also Jack tried to abuse Lily, rape her in the bathroom and it didn't get the upheaval and people still like his character. As for glossing it over Chuck and Blair didn't even get a chance to talk and yes Chuck was smug, then he sobered and was going to go and apologize, "You don't know what I've been going through since that night" or something like that but Blair left, I'm not blaming her for leaving, they need to be apart until he can deal with his own issues and she deserves happiness. I just think the writers didn't want to get into the apology there, it's probably going to be in the season finale. Chuck is probably going to save Blair, apologize for everything, see how his association with her almost cost her her life and it'll scare him badly so he'll tell her how horrible he feels about it, because he does, then let her go and be happy. I for one loved the episode, it fast and fun with snarky and great lines like vintage GG.


@ zoey: no one is saying! Blair stay away from Chuck. But they need to show that Chuck is regretting that move, that he is sorry. They need to show that he did a wrong thing and not smthg that requires no explanation. I dont care if they end up married next episode dont sweep the abuse issue under the rug. If you showed it you gotta deal with it


3.5 Really???? This was a great episode.Not the best but a very strong one. I think it deserve a little more rating.


Dan and charlie wtf,they are realy a no no for me,i need a more dan and serena moment hey


Antipsychotics speaking, missing one dose can increase the likelihood of a relapse or hospitalization, that is how quick this could happen. So yeah, even if Charlie missed only one dose, it can easily make her lose her senses. -Favorite part of the episode: by far Jack taking Chuck's side FOR ONCE. -Least favorite part of the episode: Nate being the wiped boyfriend that he is and telling everything to Raina. The guy needs to grow a pair and stop being manipulated in every of his relationship. -Funniest part of the episode: "Call me Serena". LMFAO. How sad.


I think it was one of the best episodes ever!
I enev enjoyed Dan's time on the screen!


I loved this episode. The Jack twist was amazing, he was hilarious and I loved how he knows CB are meant to be! I'm disappointed in Dan for believing Charlie over Serena..he's known Charlie for two weeks and Serena how long? I feel bad for Serena she didn't deserve that. Dan liked her best friend, and then immediately after began liking her cousin. Cyrus and Louis' mom were adorable! :) Chuck's going to let Blair go because he wants her to be happy. He's putting her needs first.


u guys are all crazy! u're saying that teenage girls watch this show and its sending the wrong message about abuse blah blah blah.. first of all, GG has NEVER sent a good message.. its all about sex, drugs, bullying (yes blair used to bully ppl which is almost as bad as abuse), blackmail.. nothing good has ever come out of GG.. so, now i'm starting to find this hilarious that ppl are coming on here and basically everywhere and crying abuse all over the place.. no one had a problem with chuck almost raping jenny and serena in the pilot but now he just touches blair, and now everyone is like omg blair, stay away from chuck! like honestly, WTF?

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Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Chuck: So I thought I'd bring some luxury across the river. Brooklyn needs it. It's all bars, bakeries and babies. No hotel in sight. Charles Place. You up to attend the ribbon cutting?
Nate: No thanks.
Chuck: Still pissed I lied to Reina about my father?
Nate: It was a big lie. Even for you.
Chuck: That's why I'm stepping out from under his dark shadow and away from the Bass name.
Nate: Whatever you want to call yourself or your hotel, you're still the same person.

Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like "dream until your dreams come true" wasn't such a good idea after all.

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Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 21 Music

  Song Artist
One in the world One In the World Tapes n Tapes iTunes
Sensitive kid Sensitive Kid Cold War Kids iTunes
Drinks on the house as heard on new amsterdam Drinks On the House (As Heard On New Amsterdam) Daniel May iTunes