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Serena : That's right Georgina. I'm gonna be in a movie. And in a real one. Not a Disney movie about ice-skating princesses.
G- Who are you?
S- I'm not sure, you see, I thought I was Serena but Charlie told Dan to call her Serena meaning she's now called Serena and then Carol called her Ivy, so I really don't get who's who. I must be Blair!
Georgina: Serena, I´ve really got some surprise for you.
Serena: I´m Milow´s Daddy?
Gossip Girl: Oh my looks like a bitch fight is going to occur, who will sleep with the first guy they get??
Gossip Girl: With her fatal look Georgina Medusa petrified Serena who turned into stone...or maybe she's being silent because she didn't understand the meaning of Georgina's phrase. Only time will tell. XOXO
Georgina: What's up with that dress Serena?
Serena: Well I have about 5 party each week so it's hard to come up with a nice dress everytime. What's your excuse?
Georgina: Milo vomited on the first one, I had to run and buy this one at Macy's
Serena: Ok you win!
Georgina: First rule about the Ugly dresses club, you don't talk about the Ugly dresses club.
Georgina: You thought catelan was hosted in ancient greece too?
Serena: no, I thought it was in Thibet. that's why I' m not half-naked.
Serena: Where is your baby?
Georgina: Snakes eat babies...so when are you due again?
Georgina: I met Charlie, her voice sounds like a broken instrument.
Serena: I know! Can't do anything since she is my cousin.
Georgina: Just tell the bitch that there is only one Georgina Sparks.
G:S this isnt Eat Pray Love
Georgina: Wow, Serena...I've been gone so long, you've really changed.
Serena: I know right, I'm actually going to be alone for once, I'm finally getting a job and doing something with my life-
Georgina: I was talking about you wearing more than one metre of fabric. And I see the twins are away for the night.
Georgina: What have you come as A Grecian Goddess ??
Serena: And what have you come as ... Medusa ?
Serena : Georgina ... I thought we sent you to Bielorussia. Where did you find that dress ?
Georgina : Oh, Serena ...
Serena: I'm failing to portray the Queen of the Nile.
Georgina: I'm already Medusa....
Serena: hi G, what are u doing in those table cloth?
Georgina: I was about to ask the same.
Gossip Girl: poor S & G, look like they had an endless battle of worst dress, i will leave it to joan rivers to decide.
Gossip Girl:Ah Oh uppereast side it's staring battle between G & S, I wonder who will win?..........To bad we'll never find out snice nither will blink, because thier made out of wax.
Serena : Get out of my way or I'll make that dress worse than it already is.
Georgina : Come on, Serena, let me help! Please! I'm sure I can be useful.
Serena : Fine, I have a mission for you.
Georgina : Yay!
Serena : You have to move to Barcelona and ruin Vanessa's life.
Georgina : But I don't wanna go to Spain!
Serena : Fine, then you can not be a part of the plan.
Georgina : Fine, I'll go.
Serena (thinking) : Got rid off two for the price of one, and now that Jenny, Raina and Russel are out of the picture, all we need to do now is get a good storyline for... well, everyone.
I see you didn't get the memo.
Serena: No, G, not a staring contest! You know I've always sucked at keeping my eyes open!!
Georgina: "So, after you didn't get the role in Wizard of Oz, you pretend to be Jasmin from Aladdin?"
Serena: "Hey! The movie is based on a true story."
Georgina: "I see, you didn't change at all."
What? Did you think you could get away with stealing my Grandmothers Orange spangled dress?
That's a real nice dress. To bad im going to have to kill you now.
Well. Dear, you have certainly made an asp out of yourself in that dress!
Serena: Are you the Raptor everybody's been talking about?
Georgina: I think you mean 'The Rapture' and I haven't decided when mine's going to be yet. But I'll be sure to let you know so you can donate your trust fund.