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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 56

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Welcome back to the 56th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... DamonCompletesMe. Well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Manda Panda, Donna and heavenscent9222. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next time ...

Oh Hey There, In The Window

Matt: Come on Caroline, let me in! I swear I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Caroline: Wrong president...

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Ninjarazor43

Matt: I can handle this i won't kill her i can do this Carolina: Just because its a door doesnt mean i cant hear you. I'm vampire Matt duhh.

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Hey honey, I am home.

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Beware, I am a Democrat (see my button?), oh yeah, I am also a vampire!

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Caroline: damn he's sexy!! Matt: I hope she doesn't eat me.

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Matt..(thinking) Oh crap! She caught me....she knows about the blonde. Damn papparazzi!!!

Heavenscent9222

Matt: Open the door, Caroline.
Caroline: Not until you change that hideous tie.
Matt: Seriously?

Heavenscent9222

Matt: Caroline, I said I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told your mom about you being a vampire.
Caroline: And?
Matt: And, Stefan and Damon being vampires.
Caroline: And?
Matt: And, Katherine being a vampire and Elena being her doppelganger.
Caroline: And?
Matt: And, Bonnie being a witch.
Caroline: And?
Matt: And, Tyler being a werewolf.
Caroline: And?
Matt: (sighs loudly) And, I've got a big bag of blood in my coat pocket if you open the damn door!
Caroline: (flings door open) Why didn't you say so? (holds out hands).

Heavenscent9222

Caroline: So anytime I want to enter a mortal home I have to wait outside until I'm invited in (giggles) kind of like you're waiting now.
Matt: (rolls eyes) That's great Caroline. Can you unlock the door and let me in now?

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matts mad waiting outside for caroline to open the door and caroline is taking her own sweet time.

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Matt thinking: Be afraid Caroline...be very afraid! This door is the only thing between you and the silent but deadly gas I am releasing.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.