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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 56

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Welcome back to the 56th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... DamonCompletesMe. Well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Manda Panda, Donna and heavenscent9222. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next time ...

Oh Hey There, In The Window

Matt: Come on Caroline, let me in! I swear I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Caroline: Wrong president...

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Caroline: O my gosh Matt looks so yummy.....
Matt: Oh my lord please do not let me pee my pants!
Caroline: Matt don't just stand there come in!(OMG is he a vampire too)
Matt: Why do I have to do this. I wonder if she would notice if I chugged some vervain juice right now...

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Caroline: Matt!(excited)
Matt:(pause)I know...(pause)...I know
Caroline: Know what?(curious but scared)
Matt: I know...everything!(mad)
Caroline: I don't understand Matt?
Matt: I just cant believe you never told me.
Caroline: Matt, you're not making sense? What did I not tell you?
Matt: Your...
Caroline: I'm what?
Matt: Your a....
Caroline:(scream)WHAT AM I MATT?!?!
Matt: Your a...Vampire!!

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Matt: Great Leaders 101: To be a great politician, you gotta have the looks and pretend to care... I can do that.

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Matt (thinking): I am JFK. I am JFK....... On the bright side if i die tonight at least they'll remember me as being committed to my role.

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Matt: OMG. Is that blood all over her suit?
Caroline opens door: Hi! Ma-
Matt: AHHHHHHHH ! I CANT DO THIS! GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF ME!

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Caroline: Oh my god matt i love you so much!!!!!! Matt: Yeahhhh umm just please dont eat me....

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Matt: I see dead people...

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matt; i thought id come to your house because i fancy a ham sandwhich
caroline; cant you get some from your house?
matt; no my mum took al the food with her why else do you think ive pretended to like you?

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Caroline: "What, just because I'm a vampire, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner! Across the street from Aaron Spelling! I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old non-vampire."

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U SUCK BLOOD AND LEAVE THEM DEAD,
WE SUCK WEALTHY MEN OF THEIR WEALTH AND LEAVE THEM LIVING DEAD.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]
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