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Damon: "I'm straining my neck here trying to read this boring ancient book..when I could really use a glass of plum wine."
Katherine: "Yea, well don't interupt me, I'm trying not to eat you and while I read 101 ways to suck your blood through my pinky."
I am telling you, if you speak to me one more time while I am reading the instructions on being a vampire/ I will be over there and bite your neck just winging it!! !
Kathrine: This book says that Friday is before Saturday and then comes Sunday!
Dameon: omg! No way!
Katherine: Jacob just imprinted on Renesmee!
Katherine: She's just a baby too, Bella is going to be so pissed.
Damon: You know maybe you should get back to work instead of reading about the exploits of pedophilia Werwolf's.
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Elena: Hey, Damon?
Elena: I don't get it!
Damon: What don't you get?
Elana: Well, I found this book in the Library, it's titled "The Vampire Diaries". It's scary because all of our names are in it, even the name of our town. However, that's where the similarity stop. Listen to this...It says here, that Elena dies, becomes a vampire,dies again, comes back as a spirit with magical powers, dies again and then comes back as a human but child like. Can you believe that! The CW couldn't sell that one. I mean, it's crazy right? Couldn't happen, right?
Damon: Never in a million years!!!!
Damon: So did you find anything? Katherine: Shush Edward is about to tell Bella that he is a vampire.
elena: but i dont wanna know how katherine was like!
damon: well, if you're gonna be my katherine-look alike, you might as well do it right.
elena: see, this is why we're not friends you jack-ass!
damon: damn, you learn fast!
Damon: Did you find something interesting?
Katherine: Yes... Someone doodling hearts on Stefan's name... and death threats for Elena...
Katherine: Hmm... That's interesting... 'WINNING' by Charlie Sheen...
Katherine (thinking): Damn, Johnathan Gilbert sounds interesting. I should have banged him back in 1864.
damon: hey elena, or are you katherine i forget? check out page 5 it will tell you who -A is if you are at that part yet.
elena/katherine: damon! you just spoilt it for me, as i am not yet on that page
Damon, thinking: I am a super sleuth, I am a super sleuth...
Katherine (boredly): Don't flatter yourself
Director: Okay Katherine, wait Elena, no Katherine...Sorry Nina, I've no idea who you're meant to play here.
Damon: Found anything interesting?
Elena: What? That is physically impossible? Darn Kama Sutra!
Katherine: A IS ALISON'S TWIN SISTER.
Katherine: I knew it!
Katherine: You're so in love with Elena. It says so here in The Return: Midnight.
Elena:Why arent you watching Grey's Anatomy tonight,Damon?
Damon:Because Shonda Rhimes turned it into Glee!
Previously on The Gilbert Diaries....
Damon: Wait I thought this was The Vampire Diaries?
Katherine:It was until viewers became more interestd in what John Gilbert had in his diary than you with your shirt off.
Damon:(Sniffs)IM GONNA GO WRITE IN MY JOURNAL!!!
Kathrine: I hope he didn't just smell that. That last housewife had a little bit too much onion in her..
Damon: Someone should tell her where the gas x is..
Nina:So where are you in the vampire diaries?
Ian:I'm just skipping and trying to found out who stays with elena damon or stefan
Katherine: Who thought 45 minutes of watching people silently read made for good television?!
Katherine: Wait, so she had a twin?
Damon: I'm still trying to figure it out.
Katherine: But who's A...? Damon? Damon!